“The Jheri curl beard on the face of San Francisco Giants’ Brian Wilson is usually the main attraction of his overall look, but at last night’s ESPYs in L.A. all eyeballs suctioned themselves to his Spandex tuxedo and matching pencil dick cane.”
Brian explained his mess of an ensemble to the Washington Post like this:
“It’s a onesie, so it has built-in gloves that are a little dirty because I’ve been getting a little awkward here on the carpet. And I’ve got my cougar cane — my ‘plus one’ tonight.
And the socks came in the fan mail from a San Francisco Giants fan. You know who you are, thank you. It said: ‘Enjoy.’ That was the letter. And I’m currently enjoying them. Ninja socks.”
i was hoping for a better view of the crotch – and thought he would have slightly larger bicepts too – but i do like the beard
want to comb it out and see if it would get any longer
In or out of spandex.
Dude doesn’t do it for me
Certainly NOT HOT, to answer your question. — A “onesie”? Seriously?
Some people should never – EVER – wear spandex. Case in point.
So Not Hot!!
Brian Wilson = HOT, Outfit = NOT.
That is ONE HOT MESS!!!!
Not hot – waste of space!
Not hot…
Absolutely does nothing for me. The beard looks ridiculous whether he’s in street clothes, spandex or a baseball uniform. I’d go straight before I’d do him.
Is this guy “gay” or what?? …never heard of him and yes, a total media slut…”Look @ me..I’m odd…”