Zach Braff says he’s NOT gay … and insists he’s the victim of a HACKER — who broke in to his website this morning and posted a fake “coming out” statement.
The phony statement appeared early Wednesday morning — reading, “I have been hiding a secret inside me for too long. The human mind can only bare so much before it explodes in emotions, and well … it is time to let the world know. I am excited and proud to announce that I am an open member of the homosexual community.”
But Zach’s rep tells TMZ … “He was hacked … that site has been down since 2006.”
UPDATE: Zach just posted his own statement to his Facebook, writing, “My old website got hacked. Someone issued a ‘coming out’ statement on my behalf. I’m still straight and in love with my girlfriend. But not too straight; I still love musicals, brunch and Doogie Howser.”
Mr. Braff also has more than a modicum of intelligence and can presumably spell “bear” correctly in the context that it is used here. And the phrase “an open member of the homosexual community” hasn’t been used since Rock Hudson came to Hollywood.