FOR REALS! @ SEARS.COM!!!

1. Elegant.
   I LOVE IT!

2. very nice and sexy.

3. The Sears catalogue was some of my first erotica. I don’t remember this outfit at all. It surely would have been a shocker to my innocent little psyche if I had seen it at that age!

4. Well, they did say they wanted to become more appealing to the buying public.

   Wait ’til the “Family Firsters” get wind of this. They’ll stamp their little feet and demand a boycott, which only means Sears will make out like bandits. Any word on accessory items? How much are the butt plugs? How ’bout those neat anal dildos that stimulate your prostate? What page are those on?

   I remember there was a hullabaloo back in the ’70s when somebody thought they could see the outline of a male model’s junk in a Sears clothing ad (for a three-piece polyester suit, no less). My we’ve come a LONG way since then ….

5. (Bulging eyes) I’m speechless…all the Maude and Ned Flanders types are gunna stroke out! Lotta boys might be getting an awakening!!!

   I think the Bible Belt is gunna boycott Sears! I love it!!!!!!

6. Too bad you cant get that at sears.ca 🙁 or can we????

7. At first I thought we were being punk’d, but this is legit. Beston shoes does have a line called “Elegant Moments” which is a line of sexy clothes for men and women. Besides the harness, there’s leather pants/shorts, thong(jock is too gay for straight guys), vest, etc. Everything for a leatherman on a Walmart budget. Beston Shoes sounds so innocent on your charge card too! Sears has now slashed the price to $14 hoping this whole episode goes away quick. I can imagine the buyer doing a whole lot of explaining to the board of directors over this one while updating his résumé. The fundies that do stumble on this do have the problem of explaining how they know what its for. Imagine the terror of having this delivered to the wrong address with your name on it in a small minded, small town…ouch!
   @ Trunzo: I think your remembering the infamous “Man on page 602” of the Sears Fall/Winter catalog of 1975 with the peeking penis on his left leg below the edge of his boxers. I can imagine the panicked ‘damage control’ board meeting, with millions of catalogs already printed, discussing how to spin this for middle America. “Yeah, its a blemish on the original artwork, that’s all”….Okaaaay, well go with that (crossed fingers). It even spawned a bad country ballad by Zoot Fenster (YouTube). Now I’m waiting for the slings in the garden furniture section. ” I said to order 2000 SWINGS, not slings you idiot!” Too funny…

8. That is too funny—good old, “heart of America” staid retailer SEARS is selling stuff like that—I had hoped that they had a costume for the chicks of the sexy little school girl along with hot nurse and leather “slut” LOL

9. I guess Sears didn’t like all your free advertising. The harness is no longer available. But the dog collar is!

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