Hi! I’m Dallas Knoxxx, your go-to-gay for all things wild and straight-up real. I’m 27, reside in West Hollywood, and get to live out my sexual fantasies every day. I’ve starred in a studio scene (go check it out) and have an OnlyFans (I’m also on Twitter!) I’m constantly posting and spending nights cruising and hooking up in the city of angels.
By day, I write about my adventures, sex life, and how to navigate the glitz and glam of Los Angeles – one story at a time. Join me on this crazy journey! Today, I’m going to give you all the details about the best gay bars in West Hollywood to find your latest fuck!
Hooking up in West Hollywood is exhilarating, but where do you go when you’re out on the town? There are so many bars on the strip of Weho, and they all have their respective quirks, but I favour a few more than others.
Being horny and ready to fuck in what is arguably the gayest part of LA can be scary… for me, at least.
But there’s nothing to feel intimidated about; there are plenty of places to get dicked down, and that’s why I love going out. However, the amount of options when you are ready to fuck a stud in the stall or take multiple loads in an alley ASAP means you don’t have time to guess the best spot. That’s why I’m here to help!
Some bars on the strip are more challenging to find a hookup in than others, yet you’ll be happy to know that most of the places are extremely lenient when it comes to guys getting it on.
If you get caught by staff or the bathroom attendants, they will likely just tell you to stop and get out of the bathroom. They won’t be nice about it, but they probably won’t kick you out or call the cops or anything, so WeHo gay cruising is perfect for this very reason, especially if you have a kink with getting potentially caught having gay sex in public.
So let’s get into this: here are my top five gay bars to experience when out and ready to plow in WeHo, according to your friendly neighborhood LA porn star!
The Bayou: The Neighborhood Tavern
The Bayou is a well-known bar where I’ve hooked up and had my fair share of experiences.
On a busy night, you will find guys (including myself) having a go in the two small single-person restrooms. Being in a small space fucking while people are waiting for you to be done so they can pee is so hot and makes me cum so fast. It adds extra flavor when the walls are lined with Britney Spears’ face.
The crowd here includes young guys and older males. I mean, as someone who has had some hot and horny nights at Bayou, it’s probably not the place where you find someone to bring home to Mom. But really, who’s looking for that?
Motherlode: Cheap Drinks, High Thrills
Motherlode is one of my favorite bars on the strip. If you’re not looking for a clubby experience, I’d say this is the place to go.
One of the oldest gay bars on the strip, this bar is still going strong! Most weeknights, you can find some hot porn playing on their eight different jumbo screens, which sets a tone when it comes to finding a man.
The bathrooms are where a lot of the gay cruising action happens. They have a single stall you can bring someone into (I ignore the signage unless the security is lingering) or the gender-neutral restroom on the left-hand side.
The stall speaks for itself, and you can get into a lot in there but the urinals are where you can get some action. Facing a wall of dick-slanging studs, it’s hard not to get a chub. Guys here love some urinal action and will gladly jerk you off if you’ve got your dick out and ready. I’m hard just thinking about it!
Motherlode has also just implemented a new night on Tuesdays where the dancefloor turns into a circuit party. The night is named Bellaca, and this is where you can find me on Tuesdays! Center stage.
Guys here are typically around my age and use this as a cute pregame since the drinks are ninety-five percent liquor and five percent lime juice. Take your time, don’t drink that shit too fast, and enjoy yourself. Most guys here are just there to vibe and meet someone new, so try it!
Hi Tops: Classic Pub Where You Can Say Bottoms Up!
Hi Tops is a young crowd type of place with themed nights for socializing. With Trivia night on Tuesdays and Gym Class on Thursdays, this bar gets extremely packed and filled with horny muscled stallions. This place is one hundred percent the type of place you bring someone home to Mama, or at least they look like they should.
Hi Tops has a very similar vibe to Motherlode regarding the hooking up, except Hi Tops’ urinal area is much larger. If you’re here on a weekend night, you will see a bunch of guys trading hand jobs or gay blowjobs. If you’re wondering if I know from experience, the answer is yes. LOL.
Adjacent to The Bayou, this part of the street gets filled with people standing around looking for their next muse. If you’re having trouble finding a man, a great way to find guys ready to fuck is Squirt.org’s cruising site; just whip out your mobile, scroll the grid and wait to find a nearby gay male ready to fuck, or wait until you cruise someone on the street IRL.
Revolver Video Bar: Music Videos and Boys, Boys, Boys
What can I say about Revolver? The atmosphere almost feels horny. The guys here are all trying to get their rocks off, and they won’t be shy about telling you.
Many guys come here to hook up in the single-person restrooms down the stairs in the back; this is excellent because the staff doesn’t monitor this area too much (they should IMO).
You could spend a decent amount of time in these bathrooms, and no one would bother you. The bathrooms themselves have this weird, moody overhead lighting that makes the sex that much hotter. I’ve seen a couple of guys hook up at the urinals, but the way they’re placed in the center of the gender-neutral bathroom makes things a little awkward. I highly suggest just waiting for one of the stalls to whip that cock out.
Micky’s WeHo: The Horny Male’s Winner for Fucking Fun
Being one of the bars holding the crown for busiest any day of the week, Micky’s is the gem of a bar.
Why is this my pick? Micky’s is a very cruisy bar in West Hollywood, so if you want your dick played with or sucked, come here.
The bathrooms are set up so that if you’re at the urinals, the attendant can’t see you getting it on, which I love. They do sometimes walk around if there aren’t a lot of people in the bathroom, so just make sure you are aware of your surroundings. I have a friend who would cruise in this bathroom every single time we went to this bar, and he would be gone for twenty minutes at a time sometimes. You just have to find the right guy to get a quickie in.
Being at Micky’s, I find myself constantly horny. Even on slow nights, there are always sexy, chiseled dancers who are hard to take your eyes off. I like to start at other bars in the ‘hood and make my way to Micky’s closer towards the end of the night because, unlike other bars, they stay open until four in the morning on the weekends. From two to four, you’ll find many guys cruising or dancing on the dancefloor, locking lips.
Overall, hooking up in West Hollywood can be great if you know exactly where to go. So instead of going blind into the neighborhood, or checking out Yelp or something for the top bars, take it from me, a male who cuts right to the chase, with the chase being, how do I get cock right away, please??
I hope this gives you insight on where to go next time and how to find it. I will definitely keep on going to give you guys the best field study, so I will update you with insights if I learn something new during my “research.” Safe cruising!
XX Dallas
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