The 12 Dicks You’ll See in 2017 #YearOfTheCock

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Happy Chinese New Year! We’re pretty excited to ring in the Year of the Rooster, or as we prefer to call it – the Year of the Cock. This year will be full of hookups, especially if you’re making good use of your Squirt.org account. If things go your way you’ll be getting lots of cock, so we’ve put together a little guide to help you. Check out the 12 dicks you’ll probably see in 2017:

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1. The Uncut Dick

Foreskin is the cocksucker’s playground. Pull it, lick it, stroke it, jerk it – foreskin can take oral sex to the next level. There’s something deeply satisfying about a nice, thick uncut dick. Find a nice uncut guy to blow and get a-“head” on your 2017 hookups.

2. The Cut Dick

Some dicks don’t come in their original packaging – and that’s sexy too. A nice hard cut dick can be pretty visually nice and be the canvas for a nice sloppy blowjob. Sucking an cut cock can require a bit more saliva, but when it comes to blowjobs – the wetter the better!

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3. The Curve

Some dicks, just like guys, lean the other way. You might meet a guy with a solid left hook, or a guy who curves just right. Every dick is different and that’s what makes them great! Enjoy a cock with a little personality.

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4. The Straight

Not all cocks swing one way or the other. Some dicks are a little more… to the point. There are nice parts about riding a straight dick – it hits you right in the good spot.

5. The Huge

For some guys bigger is better. And you’ll probably come across some big ones this year. Or maybe some big ones will cum on you!

6. The Small

Not everyone’s pants are packing, but small dicks have their charm. They don’t usually leave you in pain and you can take the whole thing no problem! Plus – if you’re a top, then his size doesn’t matter all that much.

7. The Really Small

Some guys are less well endowed but it doesn’t really make a difference. A hot guy is a hot guy, regardless of whether or not he’s whipping out an 8″ monster.

8. The Shooter

Some guys’ cocks really go the distance. They spray it, they don’t say it. They shoot and score.

9. The Dribbler

Some guys just ooze cum, but that’s hot too. Makes it easier to swallow!

10. The Rocket

You know a rocket when you see it. It’s wide and thick at the bottom and then tapers off to a thinner head – just like a rocket ship. Blast off!

 

11. The Hammer

This kind of cock is the opposite of the rocket, it’s narrower at the base but has a big, thick head. It definitely makes for a unique bottom experience – you get stretched out at first and then glide down after that.

12. The Veiny One

This cock is throbbing, pulsing, and ribbed for your pleasure. There’s something so manly about a thick, veiny cock.

What kind of dick did your last hookup have? Leave a comment down below. Happy Chinese New Year!

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25 COMMENTS

  1. Wow some beautiful cocks. Would like the rocket, the hammer or the veiny one in my arse. Hell who am I kidding – would like all of em in my cunt. Mine is straight uncut. Am loving this chinese new year!!

  2. ah, the joys of cock in all its varieties. i have an uncut, straight shooter. but nearly all types of dick have their own appeal. a hammer is great for sucking and a rocket for getting fucked.

  3. Wow nice, I had a big thick one last night…didn’t think I could take it but he was very gentle and took it slow…felt so fucking good once he got that monster past my sphincter…he came so hard he filled up the end of the condom. I can’t wait to see him again!

  4. It really doesn’t matter about the size, it’s how you use it that counts, and frankly I love the smaller cocks, cute and yummy

  5. One I didn’t see in this, is a forward and downward curve to it when hard. So good for the throat, and I haven’t seen more than just a few ever.

    • Spit roasted at a gloryhole sucking a big straight while getting fucked by an uncut. I wish it had been the other way around but I’m not complaining.

  6. Cock a doodle do, any clean cock will do. These are 12 hot cocks, big small, thick,or thin cocks will make me smile and grin. Thanks for the excellent photography guys. Happy new years

  7. Love the shooters and the dribblers. Plus love the 2 blokes that are being dribbled on. Big thick dick here, shooter and dribbler. 😉

  8. The beauty of the male is no two cocks are alike. To its not size of cock that counts its the delivery of cum that cock delivers by jacking off, blow job or fucking. As cut man I adore guys who are uncut and in to docking.

  9. #1-10 &-12 are all just perfect for me, I’d let the take turns doing what they wanted to do to me, or what they wanted to do with me.

  10. Damn. You’d be fucking nuts to turn any of those cocks down. Love big dicks to suck, but the smaller ones are fuckin’ hot too. And a face full of cum, either from a shooter or dribbler, makes no fuckin’ difference as long as I get the cum. Great set. Great dicks. Cute/hot blokes.

  11. The last cock I sucked off, was at a book store. i prefer cut cocks, but this one was uncut. It was short and fat, but I loved sucking him off. He came and I swallowed all his cum. As long as they are clean, I will suck all I can get. Would love to suck off a group of cocks.

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