Be True To Your School!

1. How excellent. A point made well, with humour!!!

2. St. Andrews would prefer you fine a partner for that sort of thing in the library.

3. What the hell kind of floors do they have that are so easily damaged by semen? What kind of horny students do they have that leave thousands of pounds of semen on the floors? Where can I enroll?

4. Must be some big loads to cause that much damage. Why didnt they give the boys the option of taking a buddy in with them to deposit the cum loads in?

5. amlo1952, it says that it costs thousands of pounds to fix, meaning the school is in England, where the currency is the pound.

6. I saw this same notice a couple weeks ago, but for UMass, and regarding shower drains. I (unfortunately) don’t think it’s actually real. :/

7. bjmac10 actualy St Andrews University is in Scotland. Big difference 😉

8. Yet one more thing they couldn’t have anticipated 600 years ago — of course, there were no indoor toilets then ….
   Love to “enquire at the library help desk” — does that mean they’ll provide you with a proper receptacle for your jizz? And do you have to buy him dinner afterward?
   Of course it’s a hoax — but a very clever one. Nicely done, you Scottish masturbators!

9. .. St. Andrews, the semen of future Kings and Queens of the United Kingdom.

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