Halloween is second only to pride in terms of gay male nudity. In fact, costuming up often means stripping down.
With so many hot guys in costumes, we thought we’d give you the best pickup lines for some of the most common costumes.
So here are a few lines that can have you going from just saying “boo” to having a boo of your own.
Police Officer
1. Excuse me officer, but I think you’re the one that has a concealed weapon.
2. Do you think you could show me how those handcuffs work?
3. Do you think I could check out the front seat of your cruiser, and you could check out my back door?
Firefighter
1. I don’t think your job is done, because you’re still flaming hot.
2. Do you think you could show me how to handle your hose?
3. I heard you ride a pole at the fire station. Do you think you could ride mine, too?
Soldier
1. No matter what you ask me to do in bed, you’ll get a “sir, yes sir”!
2. I’ve got a drill for you soldier. How about you drill me?
3. I’d love to handle your rifle sometime.
4. X-Men
1. How about you show me your cyclops?
2. Now I don’t have to be Magneto to know our connection is magnetic.
3. How about we take your costume from X-men, to XXX-men?
Vampires
1. I heard you’re pretty good at sucking.
2. How about we switch things around and I suck you instead?
3. You can’t have my blood but I’ve got another bodily fluid you might enjoy.
To an astronaut : “Hi, I’m Neil Armstrong, spelled K-N-E-E-L…”
“… and I’ve been circling Uranus all night…”
Lame. (not to be confused with Lame’)
I wish I had 3 guys to suck off like in the first pict. lucky guy.
I would like to service # 1 through #20 Woof Woof……..are seconds available??????? Please I am so hungry…….
wow the firemen are the best
Lotta hotties.
Not bad at all, not bad at all!
Interesting environments.
To some guys dressed as apples: I’m here to bob for apples.
While dressed as a bank: I’m a sperm bank; care to make a deposit?
To a police officer: if I am bad will you use your nightstick on me?
To a guy dressed as a horse and I’m dressed as a jockey: You into role reversal?
To all hot guys let’s get naked and fuck ok