What Makes The Perfect Dick Pig? #NationalPigDay

To start, we’re guessing you didn’t know that March 1st was National Pig Day. And to that we say – shame on you, sir. Shame on you. Just kidding. We only found out recently, and being the horny devils we are, the first thing we thought of was dick pigs. So, we’ve decided to rebrand the day to National Dick Pig Appreciation Day. That’s right. We have that kind of power and authority. Deal with it.

What is a Dick Pig?

Before we dive into the depths of hot, raunchy pictures, it’s probably a good idea to clear this up. A dick pig is a guy, typically a bottom, who likes to get used. He wants to get pumped and dumped. He wants to be used by whoever, whenever. He is at the total mercy of men and their throbbing cocks. That, gentlemen, is a dick pig. Did that give you a boner? Same here.

What Makes a Dick Pig Perfect?

The perfect dick pig has very specific qualities. Join us as we take a journey down Cumslut Alley and all will be revealed. Don’t worry there will be lots of pleasant sights along the way.

1. He’s Hot

The perfect dick pig has to be hot. He’s got to have a nice cock, a handsome face, but, most importantly a gorgeous ass you can use. The ass and mouth are the two things you’re going to need most, so pick a dick pig that’s got great holes you can jam your cock into.

2. He Isn’t Choosy

Dick pigs beg for cum. And as they say – beggars can’t be choosers. A good pig will want dick, and will want it all the damn time. He needs his holes filled, stuffed, and pounded. If there’s a cock – he’ll suck it. If there’s another dick – he’ll ride it until he gets that precious cum.

3. He Likes Groups

He doesn’t just want your cock. He wants yours, your best bud’s, your acquaintance’s, and your neighbour’s. Your dick pig should believe that when it comes to cocks, the more the merrier.

4. His Ass Won’t Quit

Cock after cock. Load after load. Your dick pig’s tight hole won’t give out. He doesn’t feel any pain, just ecstasy as cocks slide in and out. He can bottom for hours on end.

5. He Loves Cum

For a true dick pig, cum is the icing on the cake. Or should we say, the icing on his cake. He wants cum in his mouth. On his face. On his ass. On his back. Across his chest. Everywhere. Wherever you want to cum, he’ll let you. He wants it. He craves it. He needs it.


Are you a dick pig? Are you into dick pigs? Leave a comment down below.

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19 comments on “What Makes The Perfect Dick Pig? #NationalPigDay
  1. pmaul says:

    “He loves cum” is the ultimate.

  2. albsexy says:

    I meet all the necessary requirements so I must be , bring it on XXX

  3. bimale1954 says:

    Dick pig here for sure!

  4. macman0123 says:

    YES I’m a Dick pig must be.
    Awesome motion pics loved them.

  5. rt_36 says:

    Yes I am

  6. DAVEWESLEY says:

    worship the cock .. love em .. great set

  7. scubajunkie says:

    I am definitely a Dick Pig!

  8. BearStar4U2 says:

    All are Smokin HOT !

  9. Smoothbuns2 says:

    I am a DICK
    PIG. Luv cum all over me, just give me some Sick hot video. And pics,

  10. bigpa says:

    Absolutely! I’d love to line up all the hard dicks I can find and swallow their cum one after another all afternoon!

  11. Will_Ling says:

    Love the fantastc backsides in #1 especially the guy in the doorway super sexy.

  12. SicilianMikey says:

    Some very hot guys here.

  13. cockwrapper says:

    oinl,oink,oink,love pigs and being a pig,love pounding hard core sex !

  14. tahs says:

    Guilty 😋

  15. biman96 says:


  16. senior60 says:

    Yummy cum, yummy cocks and yummy holes.

  17. bjohnson61 says:

    Total dick pig. The more cocks inside me, the better.

  18. Stillmman says:

    A true cock pig craves piss also

  19. 1978superme says:

    i am most definitely all of those things i can just never seem to get enough big thick cocks