The 5 Guys We’ve All Hooked Up With

Whether you’re cruising in the forest, eyeing guys down on the dance floor, or browsing through Squirt.org, hooking up is a pretty similar experience for everyone. More specifically, there are certain ‘kinds’ of guys we’ve all come across (sometimes, literally). Not everyone you hookup with is always your type, but variety is the spice of life, especially when it comes to sex. If you’ve been on the hookup scene at any point in your life, there’s a chance you’ve been with these 5 guys:

1. The Older Man

You’ve never been especially interested in daddies. You see them at the bar, but you tend to walk past them without a second thought. Then, one day a man catches your eye. He’s handsome. He’s bearded. And he’s holding a beer in his hand, resting his shoulder on the counter. His body language is relaxed. He makes being sexy look effortless. When his eyes move to meet your stare, you’re hooked. Next thing you know he’s bought you a couple rounds, your tongue is in his mouth, and you’re in a cab back to his place.

2. The College Bro

This kind of guy has a habit. He’ll hit the town Saturday night with his straight friends. He’ll dance with girls to show his friends he’s hot. He’ll buy them drinks, maybe give them a few kisses for show. But then, when his friends are too drunk and distracted to realize it, he’ll slip out of the club. From there he’s in a cab to the gay bar, or on his phone checking Squirt.org for horny guys nearby. He’s living a double life. It’s exhausting. But he really needs a cock in his mouth. Tonight, it’s yours.

3. The Average Joe

He’s nothing special. In fact, he might not have gotten your attention on any other night. But tonight you’re feeling horny. You need action. This guy messaged you or approached you at the bar. He wasn’t a model by any means but he was friendly, he was forward, and he pressed his lips against yours. You go to his place. His body is decent. His cock is average. It was a good flip flop in the hay, but you probably won’t see him again. Nothing personal. Just your typical hookup.

4. The Friend

Your relationship has been platonic for ages. You’re in the same social circle. When you see each other you usually do the 5 minute game of catch-up. “How’s work” – “Good, You?” – “Same”. You’re not incredibly close but you see each other frequently and swap the occasional text or phone call. But then one night it changes. You end up in a situation alone together. Your bodies brush against each other and next thing you know you’re got your pants around your ankles and your bud is dick-deep in your tight hole.

5. The Kinkster

It started out as a normal hookup. He brought you to his room. Sat you on his bed. You made small talk for a little bit about the room’s decor. He put his hand on your thigh and kissed you. It seemed you were on course for your regular hook up routine, until he brings in a surprise. He asks you if you want to try something. It comes with some disclaimers, but eventually leads to – “it would really turn me on if you-.” He says it. He puts out it out there flat on the bed for you to accept or reject. You’re open minded and you agree to test the waters. Suddenly there are ropes, leather, and whips, and you’re loving every second of it.

Have you hooked up with these 5 guys? Comment down below.