Do You Know Your Gay Wildlife?

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Gay men come in a number of shapes and sizes. Some are muscular, some are skinny, some are chubby. Many guys like being hairy, but others prefer to be silky smooth. Sure, straight guys may also come in these varieties, but only the gay and bi community has created a hot guy taxonomy, where guys can be described in a simple, often animal-related term.

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Given that today is National Wildlife Day, we’re going to walk you through the different species in the gay kingdom. So grab your binoculars because we’re going to see all the good stuff that different kinds of hot men have to show.

1. Twink

These young guys are in their early 20s, they’re skinny, they’re smooth from head to toe, and they’ve got stamina like you’ve never seen. When they’re not sipping vodka crans at the local drag bar, they’re cruising Squirt.org, looking for a daddy or a gym bunny to take them home.

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2. Otter

The otter has a lot in common with the twink. They’re young, skinny, and energetic, however you can tell them apart by the layer of body hair that covers an otter. They’re not going to wax, trim, or shave. They like their thin frame to be concealed by a little fur.

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3. Bear

One of the most recognizable groups in the gay community, bears get their name for obvious reason. They’re older, bigger, and plenty furry. They even have their own flag. When they’re not hanging out in a group, they’re out hunting prey at leather bars.

4. Wolf

Wolves are lean and muscular. They’ve got that a defined chest, a cut stomach, and a nice trail of body hair you just want to run your tongue down. They’re just as wild in the sheets as their name suggests. If you decide you want to give wolves a try, you better be able to keep up.

5. Cubs

Cubs are essentially younger guys with vaguely bear-like characteristics. They tend to be smaller than bears, with a youthful but husky build. You’ll often find them undressed, hanging by the watering hole. They like to form intimate groups and sometime group sex ensues.

6. Gym Bunny

They work out like animals and they fuck like rabbits. These guys spend hours in the gym, getting their body nice and fit for when they hop into bed with a hot guy. They’re dedicated. They spend hours working on their bodies and are just as dedicated to making sure you cum.

 

Which group of guys do you find most attractive? Leave a comment down below.

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28 COMMENTS

  1. Hmmm…. Not sure about twinks or gym bunnies. Wolves, bears, cubs, otters anytime!! But I’m known for making exceptions. 🙂

  2. All very sexy enjoyed going through this set.
    It would have to be the bears,wolfs and cubs for me.
    But if twinks or gym bunnies wanted to fuck I would do so.

  3. Lotta hot guys….Here’s the part I may get crap about, however, as I’ve said, I’m done with the Negative Nicks and won’t even acknowledge that anymore. Point is, personally I don’t care for these nicknames. To me, it’s more labeling. Labels belong on canned or boxed foods, not people. If you identify as gay, bi, straight, unsure, confused, or any other prononun, or etc; fine great. But animal terms to me are just ridiculous.

    When I was bullied in school, I was called fag, cock sucker, nerd, geek, dork, pussy, coward, loser, pansy, baby, etc. That may be where I grew disgusted with negative labels or them being forced on you to single you out. And in a community where many of us have been bullied, harassed, verbally/physically/mentally, even sexually abused, humiliated, or raped, among other things, I feel the last thing we should do to one another is be quick to slap a lable on one another. Bear, otter, wolf, polar bear, pig, cub, pup, and the rest, I don’t find any reason or need for these names.

    It was told to me about 25 years ago, a twink is short for Twinkie, a virgin who’s yet to be filled with cream. I’m fine with jock, gym bunny isn’t bad as its not insulting, 30-something, or 30+ daddy or mature, silver daddy, guy next door, average guy/dude, to name a few. None of these carry negative connotations. And some argue the point of the name Twinkie or twink is because the dessert/treat is sweet, fun to enjoy, which brings up pleasant thoughts. But some of these names get slapped on guys against their will. And they might view themselves one way and the community has up and decided this is your lable. And with many of us with troubled or challenging pasts, we may not want that or the one forced upon us. I think we’re better than this, these names are stuck in the 20th century.

    Just my two cents.

    • How are these animal nicknames “negative?” You say YOU are fine with certain nicknames but how do you know THOSE aren’t being applied to guys who don’t want them? Did you ever stop to think that a 40- or 50-something guy might NOT want to be a “daddy” while a 20-something might have that “daddy” attitude (and yes, the “daddy” thing definitely is about “attitude” more than age).

      Having an “animal” nickname is not necessarily negative.

      And whoever told you that thing about twinks and the connection to Twinkie had it wrong. The Twinkie snack cake already has a creamy filling (that’s what makes it a Twinkie). The term was applied to refer to young (usually white) guys who were “sweet” and “full of cream.” I never heard anyone discussing virginity when it came to twinks.

      • Since I’m not going to argue, as I said just my two cents. As for the Twinkie comment, I commented on that point when it was told to me. It was explained once you fill them they go from twink to Twinkie. I wrote that on 3 hours sleep.

        As for the animals names, just my thing. It’s just my feelings. I’m not asking anyone to convert to my opinion.

    • no one cares about your two cents anymore because its usually a bunch of drivel and you keep spouting the same crap all the time and its usually negative and that is not what people want to hear. try having a positive attitude instead of a negative one and you will more than likely be a much happier person than you obviously are

      • Again, not gunna argue. However, allow me to point out, if you truly didn’t care, you would’ve just ignored my comment. It took you more time to do so than just ignore. You need to understand, I’m not gunna stop being me for you or anyone else here. Don’t like my comments, that’s fine, I’m cool with that. But I’m gunna be honest, waiting for me to stop speaking my mind and calling it like I see it, you have better odds winning the lottery. Not being snarky, just being straightforward about it. I don’t expect you to like that or agree.

        I honestly don’t care how I’m perceived here, that’s being honest, not sarcastic. I’m not here to make friends. Nor am I here to win anyone over. My advice, if you truly don’t care for me, either just ignore me and all my future posts or ask Squirt to implement a feature where you can totally block someone.

        Please don’t have false expectations that I’m gunna stop being me and doing my thing. I’m me and that’s all there is to it. Keep in mind, I’ve not commented on anyone else’s post in some time, and I plan to keep it that way, unless I fully agree.

        Going forward, advice, just do you. I’ll ignore you, you ignore me.

        • how can we ignore you when you are such an asshole and keep proving it every time you open your mouth and make stupid comments like you do.

  4. Sorry, I am almost 100% sure number one photo — is “cut and paste.” The photo has been altered. Some, real, hotties in this set

  5. No. 2 obviously, although that second wolf’s arsehole would take up a fair amount of my time and strip a layer or two off my tongue….

  6. Wolfs for sure… but some hot natural pics.. a good spread.. and an honest and realistic exploration of the gay world to a degree.. Lighten up Sicilianmikey !!! These labels are not negative, it is all about how we see life.. Most cultures use animal totems/archetypes in positive ways, it is part of our humanity… I am sorry to hear you were bullied at school, with all those nasty words…that is not fair … but equally so, you have used some nasty words on a number of people here, including me… so why point the finger at others when you yourself actively engage in such behaviour ???…

    • I admit, I’ve been salty at times. I don’t take shit from anyone anymore. I’m not out to make anyone feel bad for me for what I went through. I’ve never really shared the details with anyone, anywhere in the fullest sense, it’s an extremely l9ng story, some of it is very personal. I’m gunna be blunt, the hell I went through made me romance the idea more than once to end it all. The pain was awful. I was stalked, harassed outside my home in the middle of the night, I was nearly thrown down a flight of cement stairs in junior high, called every name you can think of…and then some. Made fun of because of my clothes, my Dad’s job, that my Mom was a stay-at-home Mom, my hair, my glasses, the fact my parents rented, they made fun of my brother. My family that visited, even made comments when my ex BFF and I became friends. It never ended.

      In 8th grade in wood shop, the one who was the ring leader was in that class…and sat at the same table, lucky me, said to another asshole: I’m not sure how far I’ll go next year. But if I’m not there, make sure you keep making life hell for Michael. Literally right in front of me. And the other guy did and got others involved. Guys who didn’t even know me!

      The main aggressor bullied be from 4th grade through 8th. Then it was passed on from 9th to the day I graduated, literally the day of graduation. I never attended one school event. No football, dances, anything, not even grad night festivities. I avoided it all for my own peace of mind. Elementary school, parents went to the principal. It died down for the most part of 5th grade, kinda. But they never let me forget that. It was rubbed in my face and I was harassed over that. I was harassed because they got in trouble for their actions against me. Plus they used it to also make fun of me. Other kids throughout my years in school asked why they hated me, I had no answers. Soon enough they, too, wanted nothing to do with me because of whatever was said behind my back. And whatever the rumors were. I was aware of some stuff but it’s pointless to share here.

      One day in my junior year I’d been walking, a stone’s throw from the library, the teacher’s lounge and not too far from the main office when I found myself in a circle of roughly 6-10 guys. They grabbed the loop on top of my backpack and began throwing me around in the circle, I was threatened to not yell for help or it’d be much worse, and they’d do stuff to me outside of school and to my home, and like other times prior, they’d break my glasses if I said anything. My then best friend thankfully came around the corner, got in the middle, told me to go and not look back. He wound up beatings their asses, he was very, very scrappy. He got suspended for me. I had to explain the story and all my past pain to my guidance counselor. I had to explain what I’d been going through. Again, nothing changed.

      This is why I no longer take shit. I took it for too long. Some may say I’m channeling my energy in the wrong way. I tend to see it as I’m not being silent anymore, no longer taking shit. I’ve made countless friends over the years. Every friend I’ve ever had is gone for one reason or another. Ex BFF married a second time to a huge cunt, others turned out to be flakes, fakes, or used me for money. Others, just lost touch with.

      I’ve been hurt by any and every man I’ve ever had in my life. Father, best friend, uncles, cousins, friends…the list goes on and on. Am I closed off to love? No. If it happens, great. If not, I’m at peace with it, I truly am. What’s seen here of me, that’s just a teeny side. I’m outspoken, I can be surly, blunt, honest, able to express myself in a way others struggle with. I’ve been through more hell in under 50 years than some go through in 5 lives. But I’m also a big ball of love, and care a grratvdeal about peo0le in my circle. I know that’ll easily be picked apart now. That’s ok. I’ve said what I need to and not commenting further. I don’t expect opinions of me to change. I’m cool with it, I am.

      I realize how I’m perceived here and I’m at peace with it. I’m done arguing, I’m done pointing things out about others. I’m just done. Yeah, I’ve been a dick at times, maybe at times it wasn’t deserved, other times it was. I’m not asking for sympathy, forgiveness, advice, pity, or a free pass. I said here what I did because I wanted to. Some will read this as I’m making excuses. There’s no way to convince you I’m not.

      So when it comes to these names, they rub me the wrong way. I don’t find them to be terms of endearment, sexy, fun, whatever. To me it’s just more of the same: lumping people into a group based on how they look. I was described as an uncool, Elvis haired, overweight, glasses wearing nerd with no real friends….any many, many other names. So I’m sorry to all if I seem to have issue with these. Yeah, I get it, I’ve said some things here myself. I don’t need it rubbed in my face. Or be reminded. What is….was. And no one would accept an apology even if I felt compelled to offer one.

      I’ve said it, not arguing anymore. So going forward, if ya don’t like me, fine. But I’m not gunna argue or constantly defend myself. I get the dislike, I do. I’m not gunna stop being me….but unless I truly agree with a guy’s comment, I’m not even gunna comment on someone’s post anymore. If I don’t like what’s said, whatever. And I’m done commenting on the comments directed at me. There’s no, I won/You guys won. There was never anything to win. I’m just done doing it, period.

      Michael…

  7. ridiculous to bitch about these categories … they are just a bit of fun, here, with a bit of truth behind them … people are always going to be categorised …and besides, the men shown in these categories are only “ideal” samples of the categories and do not reflect the reality that most men aren’t like them … bears and cubs, for example, tend usually to be overweight and sometimes fat (unlike the bears and cubs depicted here) …

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