Today we’re looking at the words people use to describe Jerking Off … let us know in the comments what we’ve missed.
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- – Beat your meat
- – Yank your plank
- – Practice your wrist aerobics
- – Tame your dragon
- – Work-up a foamy lather
- – Ice the cake
- – Jack the beanstalk
- – Wrestle your demon
- – Whittle your stick
- – Whip the cream
- – Whack your weasel
- – Splatter your shower
- – Polish your helmet
- – Varnish your flagpole
- – Toss your yogurt
- – Tickle your pickle
- – Tend to your own affairs
- – Tame the shrew
- – Wax your paddle
- – Grease your pole
- – Take matters into your own hands
- – Strain the main vein
- – Stir the batter
- – Take some practice shots
- – Stew in your own juices
- – Fly solo
- – Shoot for the moon
- – Scratch the itch
- – Stir the secret sauce
- – Relish your hotdog
- – Pull your own weight
- – Prime the pump
- – Star in a one-man show
- – Spread your mayo
- – Play five-on-one
- – Paint the ceiling
- – Open the flood gates
- – Make instant pudding
- – Liquidate the inventory
- – Let the cat out of the bag
- – Free willy
- – Have it your way
- – Clear your snorkel
- – Charm the snake
- – Blow your own horn
- – Adjust the antenna
- – Release the tadpoles
What have we missed? Let us know in the comments below.
Jeez, that last guy sure has a monster cock.
shake hands with your best friend
whack your willy, pull your plonker, toss your caber, stroke your sausage …
spank the monkey
Huh…oh, names….I was to distracted by the eye candy.
Choke the chicken.
That episode of Seinfeld on this topic of playing with oneself is still one of my faves…
forgot to mention, the first guy, the guy giving himself a facial, and the guy in the penultimate pic are hot
hey mate
your top 3 are my top 3.
must mean something
I need to pull a muscle!!
five knuckle shuffle
whack one off
jerking the gerkin, not sure if thats the correct spelling
Blowing your trombone
Busting your nuts
Knock one out
Some great wankers there. What about ‘beating your bishop’?
Beat the Bishop; Wax the Carrot; Rub One Out; Jack the Hammer; Polish the Candlestick
Waxing the dolphin. And above: jerkin’ the gerkin
makin’ cock snot