Jerking Off

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Today we’re looking at the words people use to describe Jerking Off … let us know in the comments what we’ve missed.

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  • – Beat your meat
  • – Yank your plank
  • – Practice your wrist aerobics
  • – Tame your dragon
  • – Work-up a foamy lather
  • – Ice the cake
  • – Jack the beanstalk
  • – Wrestle your demon
  • – Whittle your stick
  • – Whip the cream
  • – Whack your weasel
  • – Splatter your shower
  • – Polish your helmet
  • – Varnish your flagpole
  • – Toss your yogurt
  • – Tickle your pickle
  • – Tend to your own affairs
  • – Tame the shrew
  • – Wax your paddle
  • – Grease your pole
  • – Take matters into your own hands
  • – Strain the main vein
  • – Stir the batter
  • – Take some practice shots
  • – Stew in your own juices
  • – Fly solo
  • – Shoot for the moon
  • – Scratch the itch
  • – Stir the secret sauce
  • – Relish your hotdog
  • – Pull your own weight
  • – Prime the pump
  • – Star in a one-man show
  • – Spread your mayo
  • – Play five-on-one
  • – Paint the ceiling
  • – Open the flood gates
  • – Make instant pudding
  • – Liquidate the inventory
  • – Let the cat out of the bag
  • – Free willy
  • – Have it your way
  • – Clear your snorkel
  • – Charm the snake
  • – Blow your own horn
  • – Adjust the antenna
  • – Release the tadpoles

What have we missed? Let us know in the comments below.

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