FUCK YEAH!: Porn Star Donny Wright Arrested for Breaking Into Firehouse (Allegedly Masturbating On Firemen’s Gear)

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by Taylor Berman for THE GAWKER

Last weekend, 27-year-old Nicholas Gonzales (AKA Donny Wright) got drunk in Louisville, Kentucky. Then, as drunk people tend to do, he made a stupid decision and allegedly broke into a nearby firehouse, smashing one of the building’s windows. When firefighters went to investigate the sound of broken glass, they found Gonzales in the midst of an act that they probably weren’t expecting: he was reportedly masturbating onto their gear, which he’d removed from their lockers.

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The firefighters detained Gonzales, which I’m sure was an interesting ordeal, until police arrived and arrested him. But why was Gonzales allegedly masturbating onto the firefighter’s gear, according to the police report?

“Because I wanted to.”

Fair enough. Gonzales was charged with burglary, public intoxication and criminal mischief.

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29 COMMENTS

  1. Ok…odd. LOL Kinda weird how he’s Latino and they gave him a Caucasian name. Just thinking out loud…

  2. It would be criminal not to have mischief with him and he has a nice nozzle on his hose as well. Wonder what happened to the evidence?

  3. Although these guys are presented as fantasy men, they can have the same foibles that we do. A fetish object having fetishes is such a comforting image. And talking of comforting images …….

  4. One more person who takes off his clothes in public heads into prison; making room for the next ex-con on his way out.

  5. OMG, wish I had known he was here in town, got some HOT firemen he shoulda coulda played with…and played with me too!

  6. You are kidding me!! What a fantasy! Were all these firemen straight? You catch a hot man like Donny beating off you would be stupid not to suck him off! That would be a dream cum true for me. You would have to pull me off Donny’s hot cock! He is adorable!!

  7. As someone who has family that put their lives on the line every day this guy is an idiot. Cute, but an idiot, and I hope they throw the book at him.. What if during his little drunken escapade there would have been an emergency? This guy’s actions could have put many peoples lives at risk. I know I’d want to see him behind bars if his stunt hurt someone close to me..

  8. How does a guy that fucking hot, wearing that incredibly sexy torn t-shirt, walk out of a bar without a fuckbuddy to guide him to bed? If only I’d been there.

  9. Stupid group-think! If only ONE fireman had caught him I’m sure this wouldn’t be a story in the news but a Cocktale on Squirt

  10. HE WOULDN’T HAVE TO BREAK INTO MY HOUSE, I’D LEAVE THE BEDROOM WINDOW OPEN FOR HIM, SO HE CAN MASTURBATE OVER ME

  11. Yeah, but did he get any phone numbers? Or bail money?

    He also passed up the opportunity for the ultimate pole dance.

    I’ll just bet that once the firefighters found out who he was, at least one of them WILL be in touch with Mr. Gonzalez post-arrest.

    And I love his honesty — “Because I wanted to.” He didn’t come up with something stupid like “Oh, wait — you mean this isn’t my house?”

  12. That’s fucking HOT! If only I was a fireman there, I wouldn’t have called the police. It would just be passionate, kinky sexxx!

  13. That’s so stupid. You can’t justify that with his drunkenness either. Don’t get me wrong, he’s hot af. But what a moron.

  14. Refreshing to see at least a couple of guys recognize a CRIMINAL ACT, and are’t afraid to point it out. Congrats.
    PS – To the Idiot who thinks his T-shirt was a fashion statement, that’s what happens when all those “GAY” Firemen ( who are just all Closet Cases and really, Really, REALLY wanted to have Sex with a Pervert, who may or may not have AIDS or some other STD, but didn’t want any of their co-workers to find out about them…) Tackle you to the Ground, as no doubt, the Brave Perv tried to Run away, and show restraint by NOT Beating the Sh*t out of you before the Police arrive to throw your Sicko Ass into the Slammer so you can play Bubba’s B*tch in Real Life, and maybe use the experience in your next Porn Vid, if you’re NOT murdered in Jail by ( oh of course, EVERYONE in Jail is Gay aren’t they????) White Supremists or Gang members or someone who, God Forbid…do they even exist in that Enlightened Bastion of Tolerance…KENTUCKY !!??.. Despises Homosexuals?

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