New Wearable Computer Also Sucks Your Dick (via The Onion)

1. Where can I get one???

2. LOL

3. I’ll test market it for them. So what’s a little motion sickness, long as I get my dick sucked????

4. Talk about brave new world. Scary. A fleshjack is cheaper.

5. You guys are playing, if you run out of pics or ideas, then do not bother. Today was your worst effort ever. Do not treat us like we arestupid. Awaste of time.

6. I thought it was hilarious. Love the Onion.

7. Why make a parody of a fake product when you can spoof the real thing. The “PerfectTouch” was invented by a NASA engineer and has been marketed for about 4 years. Its like an interactive Flesh light that you plug into a USB port that gets its ques from special PPV porn that activates the unit to activate your unit…it has an internal heater, lube reservoir that squirts at strategic moments, etc. The device mimics the action on screen. There’s both straight and gay versions. Strange when NASA defends it’s budgets by mentioning all the spinoff technologies, they consistently failed to mention this one..lol! Go to the site, the inside looks more like a wood(?!!) chipper…ouch!

8. Opps..it’s called the “RealTouch”.

9. Gawd…I wish I were THIS informed…!!

10. LOL!! So funny!

11. Don’t lose sight of the point here, guys — it isn’t the product that’s funny — it’s Onion’s presentation. They’re brilliant, as always.

12. behairy: How do these guys get away with using Samsung’s name?

13. I’d prefer hot guys to get their dick sucked by me instead!

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