West Hollywood is the land of the free, home of the gays, and quite possibly the only zip code in the US where you can order a Hailey Bieber smoothie, get rimmed in a public park, and still make it to drag brunch by noon.
This city isn’t just a place, it’s a vibe. While outsiders think Weho is all reality stars, drag queens, and overpriced cocktails, those of us who live and thrive here know the truth; beneath the rhinestones and circuit parties lies a rich blend of community and, well, some of the best damn cruising in the country.
Let’s not play coy, being gay in West Hollywood is hot like “shirtless waiting in line for coffee”-hot. The entire neighborhood is a buffet of beautiful men with bodies so sculpted you’d think John Reed (gym in Weho) was running a “clone a gay BOGO”.
While the gym is cute and the bars are fun, the real WeHo action happens after dark or frankly, anytime, anywhere with a bit of help from our local hero, Squirt.org.
If you’re not on Squirt, get on it. It’s like Grindr’s older, dirtier brother. The one who skips the small talk knows how to find a public cruising bathroom with a lock and has receipts. We’re talking cruising, reviews of popular hook-up spots, and real-time updates on who’s lurking in the Pavilions parking lot.
Spoiler Alert! It’s probably someone you’ve already hooked up with…
How Can Gay Hookup App Squirt Help Me Gay Cruise in West Hollywood?
In West Hollywood, cruising isn’t just a hobby; it’s practically a sport. There are the classic spots like the Racquetball wall at Poinsettia Park, the shadows behind Plummer Park’s community center, or the delightfully discreet bushes behind OutOfTheCloset on Santa Monica.
Don’t act surprised… you’ve walked by and felt the energy, or at least seen the exposed cocks.
Squirt.org acts like your gay GPS. Not only can you see where the action is happening, but you can read reviews of a local gay cruising or hookup spot like:
“Tall Latin daddy with a monster cock showed up in hotel slippers and changed my life.”
or,
“Hit or miss, but got head in the men’s room while waiting for my venti iced chai latte. 4 stars.”
The beauty of cruising in Weho is its spontaneity. You could be going on a walk, wearing a tank top that says “Don’t bully me, I’ll cum,” when you lock eyes with a stranger in the parking lot.
Thirty seconds later, you’re in the backseat of a car, and fifteen minutes later, you’re back on the sidewalk like nothing ever happened. Nobody bats an eye. This is Weho, babe. We’ve seen worse in the line for the bathrooms at The Abbey.
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Bars here aren’t just for drinking, they’re for scoping out too. That moment when you bump into a guy at Mickys, realize you matched on Squirt last week, and suddenly it’s like you’re in a very horny version of Love Is Blind. Except you can see each other… and you both lied about being verse…
Hooking up in Weho is easy because everyone’s down. There’s no shame. No need for “what are you into?” small talk. It’s a swipe, a nod, a “sup, you hosting?” and boom, you’re inside each other by the time you finally select a movie on Netflix.
The best part? Everyone knows the code or cruising language. From the way someone stands against a tree in a park, to a bathroom door left just slightly ajar, WeHo men speak fluent cruise.
Here’s the thing, beneath all the filthy fun, Weho is still home. It’s the bartender who remembers your name and your go-to drink. It’s the group of gays who gather every Sunday for brunch and walk each other home when one gets too messy. It’s the HIV testing van parked outside HiTops every weekend because we look out for each other, even while we’re inside each other.
There’s an undeniable sense of chosen family here. Yes, people are horny, but they’re also supportive and protective of their own.
You can spend the morning getting railed in a steam room and the afternoon helping a friend plan a fundraiser for queer homeless community members. That’s the duality of Weho. It’s a city that lets you be slutted out but worshipping at church the next day. Where you can bare your hole and your soul.
Where Squirt.org connects you to anonymous fun, it also occasionally leads you to your new best friend… or at least someone who gives great head and even better movie recommendations.
Being gay in West Hollywood is like being in a never-ending Pride parade where everyone’s a little bit horny and always just a tap away from a quickie.
So, toggle Squirt, it is entirely free to sign up. Keep your lips moisturized, your browser in private mode, and your location on, because in Weho, you never know if your next hookup is in a stall, a sauna, or sitting right across from you at brunch, giving you the ‘eyes’.
Good luck out there, sexy.
