Squirt member phil9325, our certified travelling slut, is our regular slutty trip advisor on gay destinations. Last year, he took us to Darklands, Palm Springs, and Dublin. Now, he is taking us across the pond once again to how big Big Ben really is in London.

Ello my fellow sluts and welcome to a new year of trips full of cocks, cum and pure sex. 

I was lucky enough to pay London a visit and I have to take you along to see if Sunday Roast is more than just a typical meal at all the gay bars London has to offer.

Get your tea and biscuits and let’s hope on the tube as we head to discover the debauchery of London.

When To Visit London?

Since London is such a big city, and honestly such a gay place, anytime during the year will guarantee you lots of cocks and cum. 

I think it all depends on how warm or cold you want to be in terms of the weather or when you can find a decent price for accommodation. 

In terms of accommodations, central London will connect you anywhere and you can always find hung daddies with a sexy accent to play with so I wouldn’t worry so much about the where but more about the price and proximity to a subway station.

Let’s start with stores!

One amazing thing about London is the number of kink wear stores you can find. If you are a fan of rubber and leather, London is the place for you.

If rubber is something you have been dying to try or you are someone with a big latex closet, then Liberation is the place for you. 

A two-level store that is ready for you to try any kind of rubber you need. I had never tried rubber until coming here, and let’s just say, I am hooked. The singlets and shirts will make you feel yourself and you should definitely get them.

From this place, you can take a 10 minute walk and head down to Prowler for some sex toys, gear and some leather. 

Now for the best gear I have found so far, you have to head down a few blocks more and head to Regulation. A very sexy aesthetic store mixed with a dungeon feel, this place has some of the sexiest leather and rubber I have seen. Be sure to check their hours because they can be limited depending on the time of the year.

The final store I will recommend is a bit far from the main gay area where all these other stores are but it is a hot experience if you like to expose yourself. 

Head down to Fetish Freak and ask for the cummy underwear. You can jerk off and cum on a pair of undies that they will film you cumming on and then selling. If you don’t believe me, check their twitter.

What Are Some Clubs And Bars I Should Visit?

There is no shortage of clubs and cruising bars and, as such, I was not able to visit them all in just one trip. So, I will give you a few recommendations of what I visited and what else is out there for you to explore.

A must in every trip I go on is the Eagle. Also not located in the main area where all other bars are, the Eagle is a huge space with an amazing patio. 

Sadly, for me, this Eagle was not like others I have visited around the world. For starters, it is more of a regular bar for dancing and drinking while lacking a dark room. Still a fun spot to check out but don’t expect hot shirtless daddies and dicks hanging out.

Continuing with a PG vibe for bars, you can go back to the main gay central area and visit Village and G-A-Y. These two places will offer you a cool atmosphere to meet sexy gays, have a drink and dance.

How About Gay Cruising Bars: Which Ones to Check Out in London Town?

Some of the best nights I had here were at the cruising bars. Unlike other cities I have taken you to, London has a lot of options to cruise and party at. 

The first was MA1 Bunker. This place is more of an older crowd that can get pretty kinky. My number one suggestion is if you come to this place is to check their website as every day has a different theme and they are pretty strict about it. 

I attended their naked night so it was very fun to see everyone having their dicks and asses out for easy access. However, there is another night where they focus on impact play and hitting others so if that is not your scene, check their events before.

The next sexy stop is Vault 139. Similar to Bunker, this place is not short of hotties and horny men looking to cruise. 

A full bar equipped with play furniture like benches and slings, ready for you to get loaded by men. This place is also strict about their theme so be sure to go for one you are comfortable for. 

I love being naked so that was the one I went for. Strip at the entrance and explore the different dark corners of this bar. I took no time to get on my knees and start getting my throat used by some hung daddies. 

Unlike other places where you go late, I would suggest you go after work hours as a lot of gays go here to release some stress and get off after work. The 6:00-10:00PM crowd will be your best bet to be a little cumdump. 

What Can I Expect in the Gay Sauna Experience of London?

If there is an area where I am an expert is the bathhouse. London has two great saunas for you, Sweatbox and Pleasuredome. The first one is in the main gay area, open 24/7 so you can stop by anytime. Pleasuredome is a bit further away so if you are not staying close to “downtown,” it may be a bit of a trip.

I only visited Sweatbox and it was that good, I had to make three stops throughout the trip. 

Luckily, and unlike other saunas, you can buy a 48-hour pass that allows you to re-enter (you do need to wait 2-hours in between each re-entry). This sauna has 3 levels that offer you so many options to get your freak on. 

Similar to Vault 139, the best time to go is after work as so many horny men, including those hung DL guys, go at this time. 

Enter the sauna, strip fully, buy a pair of flip flops (you cannot bring your own sadly) and get yourself covered in cum. 

As many European saunas, you can’t really get a room here but they have cabins where you can fuck more privately. 

I opted to take over a sling, put my legs in the air and wait for men to use my hole. I think on a Tuesday after work I collected over 12 loads in a few hours. There is no shortage of hot, horny men here and you will thank me after you can’t walk after your third visit. 

So, Should I Visit London?

If the stories I just told you, and the idea of getting railed by a hot British accent man were not enough, I have to say this city is a must for your horny hole. 

On top of all the bars, saunas and stores, London also offers tons of different play, dance and sex parties, like Hunter, Honcho, Madmen, Meat XXL and more. So, there is always something happening for us horny gays.

For now, I will get onto my next sexy adventure and I’ll be sure to inform you of the dicks to ride and loads to swallow. 

Until next time and from a cruising bar on my knees,

Phil XO

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