To help Squirt.org members write their erotic Cocktale stories, we’re looking at synonyms for penis.
What have we missed?
- – Cock
- – Penis
- – Dick
- – Member
- – Phallus
- – Pecker
- – Peter
- – Prick
- – Putz
- – Shaft
- – Tool
- – Johnson
- – Manhood
- – Schlong
- – Willy
- – Wood
- – Dong
- – Heat-seeking missile
- – Meat
- – Fuck-stick
- – Weiner
- – Cum gun
- – Danger noodle
- – Boner
- – Pocket Rocket
- – One-eyed monster
- – Prick
- – Sausage
- – Peen
- – Joystick
- – Rod
- – Junk
- – Disco Stick
- – Tallywhacker
- – Trouser snake
- – Whang
- – Todger
- – Knob
What have we missed? Add your name for your dick, cock, penis, … in the comments below.
Sword, cock-rocket, joy-rod, lightsaber, cherry-popper, hose, man-hose, cum-wand, hot-beef-injector, ass-smasher, love-stick, tube-steak, purple-headed-yogurt-slinger, man-baster.
one-eyed wonder worm
Don’t have any other names to add , but thanks for suggestions of what to call my penis when I am in a chat with a guy on Squirt…. It’s like learning a new word a day… Won’t have to say cock again for more than a month…but I wish there was an emoji for penis ( have to use Zucchini)
Blue veined custard pumper
Goober……It’s a Southern term…..
Tube Steak
Pussy Poker
Hole Pounder
Hotdog with veins. Jimmy
Wedding Tackle
One eyed trouser snake
Wife’s best friend
(Both are classic Australian terms)
Schlong
Pointing Percy at the Porcelain (that’s taking a piss)
Meat & 2 veg (that’s cock and balls)
Nightstick,cockcumber,Thor’s sledgehammer
trunnion, truchion, tallywacker, I love them all.
I play the flesh flute every chance I get. Movie reference: the Bald Avenger.
Piss pipe
I have no new ones to fear but that huge, black cock in the ad really got my attention!??
*add….I HATE autocorrect!
Always call it a DipStick
Mushroom on a stick
My cock is my spunk-spear. It’s gotten a bit rusty of late!!
One eyed junket pumper
cock snot dispenser
Big Jim and the twins (Thanks, Tim Allen!)
Sladong,stick of pain and pleasure
Trouser trout
Ramrod – Pipe cleaner – Butt plunger – Magic wand – love lance – Footlong – hard Kielbasa – sweet expanding Vienna sausage – Boa cunt’strictor -Baloney pony – howitzer – Ding-a-ling -Slamming Salami – Hamster Sledge – Beef’ie burrito – schmeckle – My Special Purpose –
Weapon of ass destruction
Boaby
(Scottish slang)
Have we left out “pole” “banana” and “bit”? The third word refers to both male genitals (penis and testicles)
Some of the words, refer to pussy, which of course is limiting.
I wonder whether foreign language are used/allowed.
Queue is French and possibly cognate with Cock.
It also uses “bitte” (reference to mooring post).
Spanish uses “verga” “minga” “polla”
Italian uses “cazzo” “verga” “nerchia” (pr. ch is k) “uccello” “mazza” “asta”
Cheers to everyone!
My cock is very thick! I simply call mine DAD’s big fat cock! Heard in a video recently when one was sizing up a thick one: ‘Boy, that thangs fat! It needs to go on a diet!’
I love all cocks … Big ….small ….little cummers …. big cummmers ….no cummers …. just get them hard and face fuck away on me …
Beauregard