Squirt.org member phil9325, our certified travelling slut, has paid a few visits this year (and loads) to multiple gay cities in the US, including his visits to Fort Lauderdale, Florida and recently Dore Alley in San Francisco. This time, he is taking us to New York City, a place where gays can’t get enough dick.
Hello, and welcome back, my lovely sluts, to another entry of the Journal of the Travelling Slut, your guide to the dos and fucks of gay destinations and events.
Throughout the summer, I had the chance to visit one of my favourite cities, New York City. A city full of magic, lights, fashion, food, culture and, most importantly, lots and lots of horny gay men.
Buckle up as we explore what the concrete jungle offers for your horny hole, including my fave spots at the Eagle, The Cock and how to find sex parties in the big city.
Where should I stay, and how long should I visit NYC?
The first thing to note is that NYC can be quite an expensive visit if you don’t have a rich daddy to stay with; some of the cheapest months to visit are January and February, but you won’t be able to cruise those outdoor parks and hot spots, such as on those hot summer days.
That said, if you decide to visit when the gays are out and about at Central Park, I recommend you go during pride or sometime in July when the gays are guaranteed to be horned up from the sun.
If you have never been to this place, or you are a regular, you need to figure out what your vibe is to find your hotel. I tend to find places close to the theatre and the Eagle so I can do the two gay things I love: musicals and cruising. Your best bets, in my opinion, are Chelsea or the dreaded Times Square (I know this can be busy, but if you have never visited, it is a great way to be close to the main attractions).
Explore My Fave NYC Gay Hookup Spot: The Eagle
Since this ain’t your usual travel guide, I will just give you the best ways to find yourself the greatest dicks of your life. As I mentioned earlier, the Eagle is a must-visit in NYC. If you like cruising, having sex while others watch, or just dancing with sweaty, hairy, leather daddies, then this is the place to be.
Located off 11th Street in Chelsea, the Eagle offers a world of mischief and sexiness. The first floor offers you a great dance floor and amazing eye candy. Now, if you are horny after arriving in the city, then you must go to the second floor. This floor is a guaranteed good time.
Be prepared to clothes check your stuff, and have your ass out in your sexy jockstrap. From here, cruise along the floor and be ready to get on your knees or bend over for all the horny daddies looking to use you.
I always walk up, and in three seconds or less, I am getting spit roasted by leather daddies. If heaven is a place on earth, I believe it is the Eagle NYC.
Each side of the floor is a bit “darker” if you want to hook up more in the anon form, or you can go to the main area and go at it.
As a word of advice, arrive early as the Eagle is popular, and the line can be quite long sometimes. Also, be prepared to pay cover depending on the type of event they have. The best nights to visit this place are Wednesday, as it is jockstrap night, and it is guaranteed that you will see some of the best asses of your life and leave with cum leaking down your leg.
Friday and Saturday are also great times to go out as everyone will be out to release some steam from the week. Maybe you’ll find yourself a finance daddy to rail you and then pay for your visits.
Later: Cum Explore The Cock for More Gay Cruising Fun
If your vibe is even more cruisy and dungeon vibes, then you need to head downtown and visit The Cock. There isn’t much advertisement for you to see what to expect but the name should give you a pretty good idea.
This bar is the definition of a great cruising experience. Very low lights, dark beats, and lots of hungry cocks and holes looking for a good time. Some NYC horny gays recommend that you start your night at the Eagle and then head down to the Cock to finish yourself off. Most horny New Yorkers will be here looking to breed and then head home to sleep and head to brunch in the morning.
What If The Bar Scene Is Not My Scene?
NYC probably has one of the best cruising spots I have ever visited. Central Park may be the place to go for a run, see some museums, and go tan in your speedo with no place to go for a swim, but it is also the home of The Ramble, the cruisiest spot in town.
The Ramble is located in the middle of the park, and it is not hard to find. However, it is easy to get lost once you enter. There are a lot of different trails that you can take and areas behind bushes and trees where you can misbehave. The potential of this area is endless, but make sure you leave a trail so you can actually find your way out at the end.
This place is full of families during the day (when I first visited), so finding someone who is cruising and has the space to do so can be challenging. That said, most gay New Yorkers recommend you visit after sunset as no one is around but horny men looking for cock.
Wear something comfortable and easily removable so daddies can pound your hole and have an open mind to the potential of finding great sex outdoors. Grab your cock, make eye contact and get on your knees. As a note, the park closes at 1 am, so make sure to cum before then so you don’t get blue balls.
What Other Options Do Horny Gays Have When in New York City?
The last thing I would recommend are sex parties. Every week, if not every day, there is a sex party happening here. One great way to find these is by subscribing to their newsletter.
The sex parties I’ve experienced and would recommend are Gush, Pighaus, Scumm, and the Bear Party. Each one of these parties has a different theme and vibe, but it is definitely the place where you will be left with a gapping, cummy hole. Make sure to check where the location is and the theme of the party; some can be kinkier than others. One of the last parties I attended was at a hotel with over 40 guys. I walked in, stripped down and had a daddy bend me over the couch. After that, I didn’t get up for a good hour, just taking everyone’s cock and load.
One thing that I do, and you can copy as well, is to go to one of these parties as your “pre” and find friends that would be down to go with you to the Ramble or the Eagle after; that way, you get yourself a cruising crew.
Trust me, most gay New Yorkers are always down to fuck and be friends. It is not an uptight city, so you have to go with an open mind and open hole.
If this is your first time or your 100th visit to this city, New York never ceases to amaze me about how much cock you can get here. Make sure to make the most of it and take as many loads as possible. The men here are sexy, horny, and friendly (unlike the popular belief that New Yorkers are mean).
Until next time my sluts, stay horny and take as many loads as you can. I’ll continue to report where the biggest loads are at. My goal is to attend Pride here next year, and I can guarantee you, I may not be able to walk after.
Stay classy yet slutty,
Phil XO
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