Squirt member Funbuddy2008 shared this @ COCKTALES… enjoy…
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the land,
Nothing was stirring but my shaft in my hand.
Silk stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that a cocksucker soon would be there.
The drag queens we dressed in boas and beads,
While visions of go-go boys were meeting their needs.
And Mark with his clippers for shaving my pecs,
Had just settled down for a night of hot sex.
When out in the yard, I heard a huge clatter,
I got off my knees to see what was the matter.
Away to the door; I ran like a bitch,
Mark was so pissed cause I’d not scratched his itch.
The porn on the TV was blazing aglow,
I paused for a moment as my tool started to grow.
When what should I see, and how can this be?
But a sleigh full sex toys and eight men that are wee.
With a hot little driver and his cute little trick,
I knew in a moment it must be Saint Dick.
More rapid I breathed, his pecker did grow,
He was hung like a horse and man did it show.
Now suck on that shaft Brad, Ken, Billy and Bob,
Lick those big balls Jim, Scott, Willy and Rob.
From the tip of my cock, to the base of my balls,
Now swallow it, swallow it, swallow it all.
As the sounds of them slurping all up in the air,
Those guys were all sucking as if no one was there.
He yelled, “I am cumming” as he thrust up his hips,
And gave them a blast on those cocksuckers lips.
And then in a twinkling, I heard at the door,
Him knocking and saying “Let me in you big whore.”
As I extended my hand to greet him inside,
He smiled and he chuckled, “Yeah, I’ll give you a ride.”
His chest was all furry; his ass was so fine,
I knew in a moment, this man would be mine.
With a bulge in my pants; my nuts were all aching,
I pulled out my prick, “It’s yours for the taking”.
His eyes how they sparkled, his lips he did smack,
He dropped to his knees as he felt my moist crack.
His droll little mouth encompassed my cock,
In a second or two I was hard as a rock.
The stump of my schlong he held tight in his mouth,
He licked and he lapped, then his tongue headed south.
He grinned really big as he took it all down,
I quivered and shook, for my ass he would pound.
He spun me around and got me all set,
Then took out his lube and made me all wet.
A wink of his eye, his wiener so hard,
He plunged it all in, he’d caught me off guard.
He spoke not a word, but just panted and puffed
His cock felt so good for I knew I was stuffed.
And laying his finger inside of my ass,
I knew he’d be cumming, he fucked with such sass.
He shot such a wad then fell flat on my chest,
He kissed me real hard, he’d finished his quest.
But I heard him exclaim as he dressed really quick,
There are more boys to be had by jolly Saint Dick!
well santa’s little helpers are’nt so little. i am surprised that old saint nick ever leaves the north pole – every pun intended!!!
Ho-Ho-Ho Can I be a Santa ho? I want the boy two pics up from the bottom.
They are very hot Santas.
Dear Santa;
I have been a very bad boy this year.Do your worst
Obviously, it’s nice to be naughty.
Like clowns, santas can be scary out in a different context. Except for the simplicity of the last image the others all bizarre to me.
I’ll never ask Santa for anything again if he’ll just bring me the last guy, in the boxers. Of course he won’t be in the boxers long.
Cute poem…And some of the guys were super hot!
DAMN.. Santa never cum to me like in these pictures…
“Santa baby, cum down my chimney tonight…”….
Can’t wait for Santa to CUM to town.