This is fun. Gaynz.com did this “informative” piece for us homos who know nothing about the sport… but appreciate all that hunky jock goodness (like player Danny Care pictured below)… here’s a taste:
“We can tell from the social media world that some of you couldn’t give a toss about the Rugby World Cup, and we are here to increase your pain as we jump on the bandwagon with our unofficial, unreliable, uncensored and probably offensive gay guide to the Rugby World Cup.”
Don’t get confused by the innuendo-filled lingo :
“Box kick” – no there are not angry lesbians running amok on the field. This simply means the halfback (the short guy wearing number 9) has kicked the ball over the scrum into the space behind it.
“Coming inside” – If you hear a commentator say ‘Woodcock has just come inside Hore,’ don’t get too excited, it just means the player in question has run a line that is ‘inside’ the player with the ball. In the same vein, if a player ‘goes down’ it means he is injured. So it’s not as good as it sounds.
“Converting” – as much as you’d probably like to convert a fair few of the men on the pitch, a conversion in rugby is when the kicker boots the ball over the posts after a try in the hope of adding two points to his team’s score.
“Splitting Them Wide Open” – ouch! Oh no it’s ok, it just means the attacking team has overcome the defence, which can happen when it thrusts up the middle.
“Quickie” – This is when the ball is thrown in from the touch line quickly.
“He just sprayed it right in front of the posts” – when a kicker misses a shot by a long mile.
Yum×5=Fuck Yes!
Another classic candidate for “Which one would you choose?” I’ll start — No. 1, then 3, then 4.
Yeah, this is the team i wanna join!!!
Love the cockiness on their handsome faces and would like to find much more below their waists. #4 could drive me nuts while the others had their way with me in any play they might want to organize.
haha very well writted indeed. We had a Rugby match here in Rotorua today. Samoa won! wahoo!
All of them taking turns as I take thier cocks to the hilt…..
very hot and sexy