“Yes, that’s what an un-exfoliated and cold ass looks like. But I expected more from James Franco. There’s not an ingrown butt hair, a dangling dingle, a burn mark from a rubber dildo or any other kind of metaphorical symbol that only those with an art school degree can figure out. And this bitch calls himself an artist? For shame. The only way he can prove that he’s the Andy Warhol of our time (he can never prove to us that he’s the Andy Warhol of our time) is by flaunting his full peen on next month’s cover of Flaunt Magazine……with a brush mark on it, of course. I mean, I’m obviously an art connoisseur before a sucio pervert.”
Fuckin’ yum! Oh the things I could do to & have done by that man!
LOL