Join the whole Playhouse gang for one of the wackiest Christmas specials ever with laughs for the whole family and all the imagination and charm of Saturday morning’s most outrageous TV series, which became a cultural milestone when it aired from 1986 to 1991. In this unique triple Emmy nominated Christmas special, Pee-wee gets into the spirit of the season with lots of singing, dancing and other holiday fun with his Playhouse pals and more than a dozen celebrity guest stars as you’ve never seen them before. Everything’s going great, except Pee-wee’s Christmas wish list is so long that there won’t be enough presents for all the other kids in the world if he gets everything he wants! When Santa Claus pleads for help, Pee-wee reluctantly gets a lesson in the true meaning of Christmas. Cast includes: Cowboy Curtis (Laurence Fishburne), Reba the Mail Lady (S. Epatha Merkerson), and Miss Yvonne (Lynne Stewart). Guest stars include: Frankie Avalon, Whoopi Goldberg, Joan Rivers, Charo, Del Rubio Triplets, Annette Funicello, Magic Johnson, Dinah Shore, Grace Jones, Oprah Winfrey, k.d. lang, Little Richard, Zsa Zsa Gabor. GAY! GAY! GAY!
Good is NOT the word. Sad is closer to it.
uchhhh how gross is that? you usually put good looking people up, whats gone wrong?
Coach’s posting can only be taken as begging absurd comments.
Begin:
1. Coach, do you think Pee-Wee is a declared top or bottom?
2. Coach, at what point do you begin wanking when watching this special?
3. Coach, at his current age do you think PW can stage a comeback on the screen in potential classic porn films like “Big Daddy Top Pee Wee”, “Pee Wee’s 20-Load Adventure”, or “So You Think You Can Fuck Playhouse”?
4. Coach, how much time would it take a professional make-up artist to make Pee Wee Herman look like k.d. lang?
5. Coach, can you do a segment on bald muscle tops to atone for this egregious lapse of taste.
6. Coach, can you get me a fuck-date with almost anyone else – yourself included, for Christmas?
7. Why were all Civil War battles seemingly fought in National Parks?
8. Why am I blond and intellijent?
9. Is there a penalty if I am a slut and want to be on the naughty list and I have no guilt about it?
10. Have you ever noticed in Star Wars they call him Lord Vader or Master but the term “Master Vader” is never uttered…and that brings us back to Pee Wee.
Thank you, Coach! May I have another?
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I loved Pee…he mader my Saturday mornings. His Christmas Special was great. Grace Jones singing “The Little Drummer Boy” was awesome. Shame on you naysayers…Santa will not come to yourhouse or on you!!! I say: “God Bless us Everyone!”
By the way…Thanks Coach. Santa will come to your house and on you!