It is my pleasure and my privilege to announce that I, Baron Victor Von Balls, have successfully obtained that most Manly of drinks: Bear Semen.
Even now the energy drinks market is being penetrated and flooded with Bear Semen.
Even now the energy drinks market is being penetrated and flooded with Bear Semen.
And where is your Bear Semen I hear you ask? Fear not my friend, for you too can obtain the Drink with Balls and Gain the Strength
of 10 Gorillas. Purchase the Manliest Drink on Earth at none other than:
Tally Ho!
Yours Sincerely,
Baron Von Balls (noted explorer and official Bear Semen spokesman)
I’ll Drink to That…
Drink responsi ^tstbly!