Our annual Best Ass competition is now done and dusted for 2023, and the members of Squirt.org have decided on the winner.
Our Best Ass competition was open to everyone with a Squirt.org profile, so we really cast our net as wide as possible to assess and admire the most beautiful butts in the world.
What we love about the Best Ass competition is that Squirt.org members aren’t deciding between porn-star asses – we’re admiring and appreciating the assets of fellow Squirt members. These aren’t unattainable sex gods, these are the guys that we’re chatting to on Squirt and hooking up for some fun. It’s highly likely that you’ll be able to get your hands on these asses.
The stakes? In addition to the title of Best Ass, the winner of our annual competition also gets a USD$500 cash prize, a year’s membership to BroNetwork.com, and a year of free Squirt.org Fan Club time.
To get into the final vote, our aspiring ass-masters had to navigate regional heats. It came down to a vote between the 10 most popular butts in the business. This is democracy at work!
Who won the Squirt.org Best Ass competition for 2023?
The ass that got the most votes from our members belongs to a guy in the United States – he goes by the user-name of Swallow612.
On his Squirt user profile, Swallow612 describes himself as 5’7”, 46 years old, slender, with an average-sized cock.
We caught up with Swallow612 for a quick chat about his win.
How did you feel when you found out that you’d won the Best Ass competition?
I was surprised to win! It wasn’t a total shock, as I’d been receiving tons of messages on Squirt from guys telling me that they’d voted for me, but it was still a nice surprise.
You were up against some pretty sexy butts, were you confident that you’d be able to take the trophy?
I wasn’t thinking about it like that – everybody’s taste is different. But getting all the messages from guys who were voting definitely made me feel like I was in with a chance.
Why do you think voters found your ass the most appealing?
When I’m hooking up with guys, they all tell me that they’re into my ass because it’s firm. In my experience, a firm ass gets attention.
The lingerie also helps – guys really get off on seeing me in a thong, garter belts, and stockings.
Do you have any sort of butt beauty regime to keep it looking good?
I keep my diamond beautiful! In my job, I’m always walking and squatting – it never gets a moment to relax. I’ve been doing that for years so it looks like it’s paying off.
How are you celebrating your win?
I’m keeping it on the down-low in my day-to-day life – I have kids and the way the internet is now I don’t want everyone knowing my business.
But I’m definitely celebrating on Squirt – there’s lots of guys that I’m chatting with who are all keen to help me celebrate and really give me a good time.
Does winning a title such as Best Ass give you more confidence when you’re chatting with guys on hook-up apps?
I’m definitely proud to have the title. A lot of guys went up for it and I’m honoured to have won.
I was already pretty confident about my ass – it’s what everyone compliments me on – but it makes me wicked hot when guys tell me about their fantasies. I love it when guys tell me what they’re going to do to my ass when they get their hands on it.
You can connect with our Best Ass winner on Squirt.org – search by user-name, the ass that you’re looking for belongs to user-name “Swallow612”.
