Squirt.org member phil9325, our certified travelling slut, stopped for a quick 2-day layover in Amsterdam and had to share all the do’s and dick’s to do in this European Gay Capital. Check out his naked and horny adventures below so you can plan your next stop in the Netherlands’ Capital. Also, check out his previous Sydney World Pride Adventure:
Welcome to another entry of the Journal of the Travelling Slut. This time, I had the chance to check out what happens in the gay cruising Amsterdam scene.
Amsterdam is a city where people move around riding bicycles, and gays have many venues to ride some hard dicks. From various cruising bars, a fantastic gay sauna, and a gay city overall, Amsterdam offers everything a travelling slut like me (or you) needs to have a good time.
What Goes On During The Week In Amsterdam?
If you make it to Amsterdam during a European trip, and this trip happens to be during the week, don’t be disappointed because the city has something going on for horny gays every day of the week, not just on sex-filled weekends only.
For starters, Amsterdam is considered the gay capital of Europe (and some Dutch will tell you it was even the gay capital of the world). With a reputation as the gay capital (even if the title is coming from biased sources), you’ll be spreading your ass cheeks with glee with anticipation, and you already know you are in for a good time.
What Are the Amsterdam Sex Clubs and Gay Saunas Like?
Your first stop should always be the gay saunas in Amsterdam. As you know, no matter what sauna or bathhouse or frequent, you can guarantee you’ll get precisely what you’re looking for… DICK!
In this case, you must check out Sauna Nieuwezijds (on the street of the same name). Although a smaller sauna than perhaps others I’ve been to, it offers everything you need and more.
First, as you get in, you get a free drink, and if you feel hungry, they have a full kitchen, so you could get some fries while getting your hole pounded! Could it get better than that?
If you love full nudity and the freedom that comes with that, you must go on a Tuesday for their naked night: no towels allowed, and a great time to be naked and get down to action instantly.
I had a great time in the dark room, bent against the wall and on the sling. If something is impressive about Amsterdam boys is that they all have huge cocks, and as a size queen, I was in heaven taking every single load those guys wanted to put in me.
If you want more privacy, you can head into a private room, which is free to use; however, I like to be watched, so I made sure to put on a show for all the daddies so they would take turns wrecking and loading me.
If the sauna is not your vibe or you don’t feel like paying to get laid, there are various cruising bars to check out.
Which Gay Bars in Amsterdam Should I Check Out?
I also visited a few gay bars and clubs during my trip to Amsterdam. To start, Dirty Dicks is a perfect bar located downtown (attached to The Eagle), open every day until 3 AM. You have to be let in, and once in, make sure to order a drink as there is no cover, but it is a courtesy to pay for a drink so you aren’t just loitering and not supporting this fine establishment.
You can coat-check as many or as few clothes as you want. I went fully naked, but be ready to be the only one as people tend to get shy and not coat check much. I figured, why not? When in the gay capital, why be shy? I also like guys to see that I am ready for action and for them to check my big ass, which is always prepared for a good pounding.
You have two floors to play in this venue. If you like the mystery of the dark, the second floor is your place. I started my venture here, and right away, I was put on my knees by someone who nutted into my mouth after a quick BJ. If you need more light or want to go on a sling, the first floor is the place for you. Guys can be shy initially, so start at the top and take everyone downstairs for a big orgy. Either way, this bar has that grungy and horny vibe you need to get dirty and feel like your best, raunchy, most ready-to-bareback self.
It’s no surprise, being naked and all, I was very popular, walking around with my hard cock and ass out, making eye contact to get the attention of various hot males. Be bold and walk around with your sexy energy so all the patrons and daddies want to play with you.
I finished the night here fucking a couple who was also visiting, and we ended up checking other bars together, so definitely, you can take a few loads and make friends. Getting a load from a friend is an authentic bonding experience.
If you want to check something during the day, your next option would be The Web. Another place located downtown is between the sauna I visited and Dirty Dicks.
You can have a casual drink and then suck someone in the back. This venue is more for older daddies, bears, and leather fans. Yet, it is very welcoming. Again, this place is grungy and has that down-and-dirty vibe I crave, and if that’s what you like too, you horny devil, make sure to make a stop if you are just bopping around the city, and unsure what to do (or who to do) first.
If you like to party, then Club Church is your place. This bar is located a bit further from downtown and the city center but, you must trust me, it is worth the visit.
Surprisingly, Thursdays were jam-packed, so I recommend you go early to get there before the crowd. However, once you’re there, you can play anywhere you want. The second floor offers benches and slings, and the basement provides the classic gay darkroom experience.
If you like the freedom to be fully naked and party, then Wednesday night is for you. Although not as busy as a Thursday, it is an enjoyable and welcoming time, and trust me, you will have a lot of fun.
You will have to pay to get in, but it is worth every Euro, and you get to be naked with many hot, hairy men. Make sure to go early, as I made the mistake of going late, and many guys were getting ready to leave (it is a weekday, after all). Yet, I still managed to get fucked by a few guys in the darkroom (and if you are reading this, whoever you were, thanks for the loads) and on the fuck bench by the bar… after all, I do like to put on a show for everyone.
What About the Weekend?
You can expect every place to be packed and at capacity for a weekend, with many options to get sweaty and naughty. You can visit all the places I mentioned above and others like The Eagle, Spijker Bar, The Queen’s Head, Bar Blend and more. It all depends on what your vibe and mood are those days.
No matter what you decide to do or when you go, Amsterdam will welcome you with open arms and legs to put your dick in someone special, or just someone who is there, willing and consenting for cock!
Amsterdam is perfect for letting loose and having much naked, sweaty fun. Meet some locals; the Dutch gay men are very friendly and HUNG! So you will have a good time with whoever you meet.
Until next time, stay slutty, and I’ll continue my travels to find the best places for you to get that dick wet and that hole wrecked.
XO Phil, aka the travelling slut
Twitter: @philduchampxxx
