This Gothamist writer (of the article below) does not appreciate the Starbucks masturbator. I don’t blame her… women really don’t need that shit… but with most gay dudes… this would be a fun & exciting experiment!
Tell me guys… do you know a good cruising Starbucks in your city? Do Tell!
GOTHAMIST: “Good morning! As we all know, it’s important to have goals in life. An area man who calls himself Mister PeePee has dedicated himself to exploring the unlimited erotic potential of the Starbucks bathroom. Starbucks Gossip says this gentleman has made a podcast [since removed?] describing his mission to masturbate in every Starbucks bathroom in New York City, and rate the results. That’s over 298 rub outs! So which Starbucks is the best one for self-pleasuring? And why are guys so gross?”
“Today’s Starbucks visit is rated as a 4 Boner,” the chronic masturbator wrote on Twitter. “Spacious, clean, excellent coffee, strong wifi, no interruptions & 1 hot chick.” But that review dates back to December, and since then he has yet to file anything more than terse updates about which Starbucks he’s currently, uh, enjoying. Come on Mister PeePee, don’t be such a tease! The world wants to know all about your masturbation. Particularly, the world would like to know your name, you creepy perv.”
OMG what a cock head. Makes the most fastidious mouth hungry for it. How mouthwatering. Think that cock head down your throat shooting that precious juice.
The thought of it makes me masterbate………
not bad
Yeah, yeah, men are pigs. But you love the bacon, as a wise man once said.
Unless the place opened this morning, and possibly not even then, someone has jerked off in EVERY public establishment you’ve ever been in. Ever. Single. One.