‘Predicktor’ App Predicts Men’s Penis Size Based On Personal Stats (via Huffpost)


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A new “medical prediction” app aims to help you easily uncover what really comes between a boy and his Calvins.

Reportedly developed by a Toronto-based family physician, “The Predicktor” attempts to predict a man’s penis size, using stats such as his height, sexual orientation and finger length while cross-referencing trends from scientific studies, according to its website.

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Though the site stresses that the app is strictly for humorous purposes, Dr. Chris Culligan nonetheless tells Raw Story he also hopes the Predicktor to dispel myths and relieve the “penis-related insecurity, anxiety or dissatisfaction” men have about themselves.

“It’s not how long your pencil is, but how you write your name,” he says, quoting his father.

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Though he says a man’s race “has never been shown to be related to penis size in any reasonable published study,” Culligan refers to studies that found that many gay men have longer, thicker genitalia than heterosexual men on average. “Gay pride just got a little prouder,” quipped Culligan.

At present, the app is only available for Androids. Check out its website for more information.

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  1. Two friends and I tried the app for a laugh – so far the tally stands at none for three.

    I have better luck just asking a guy if they’re hung or not and how drunk they are… when drunk I’m as hung as a cat’s tail. Provided the cat’s tail is measured from it’s arsehole and I’m extended the same courtesy that is.

  2. Men (and women) have been staring at men’s noses, fingers, hands, feet, shoes — just about any appendage he has — to guess about the length of a guy’s dick since we all ran around naked.

    Nice to see technology has finally caught up with the old wives’ tales. And anybody spending time or money on this nonsense REALLY needs to get laid.

  3. I’ve found the shape of a man’s nose is most often indicative of the length, thickness. I came to that conclusion on my own a long, long time ago. The model is quite delicious looking!

  4. I have always had a big nose, long fingers, and a big dick! I am also 6’2″ tall …. did I just prove a Theory ?

    I also spent 20+ years being married and “straight” —- my dick did NOT get bigger when I switched! …. did I just disprove another theory ?

    I think more guys with big dicks BECOME gay becasue they can’t get a decent head job from a woman! THAT’S MY Theory !! 🙂

    Gotta love those big cocks …………..

  5. you dont become gay, you either are or arent from the beginning, there are just many men who fight it because they dont want to admit they are gay.

  6. Some good eye contact, a tight pair of jeans and a good grope always seemed like the most APP(ropriate) way to determine size. It’s free, is always accurate and leaves you with something more than a phone in your hand…LOL!

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