Squirt member phil9325, our certified travelling slut, is our connoisseur of gay destinations and travel. From trips to London and Berlin to kink events like Darklands. Now, he is taking us to the Eastern part of Europe to discover Adela’s hometown, Bratislava.
Hello my fellow travel sluts! It’s been a while. Did you miss me? Because I missed you. I have been on a world tour of cock sucking and I can’t wait to report back on all of the crazy stories and places I have had a dick in me.
One of my recent stops was Slovakia and for some reason, I didn’t expect it to be full of hung cocks, sexy men and great fun. But, that’s why I do these trips and write these for you, so you are well informed on where to get the most cum out of a dick.
Grab your lube and let’s get started.
When To Visit Bratislava?
Slovakia may be a small country but there is nothing small about the men. Talking to some local gays, there isn’t really a specific time to visit but it is always nice to be here when it’s warm and sunny (if that is what you enjoy).
Now, the city is not big so finding accommodation is quite easy and affordable. Getting an apartment or a hotel, expect big rooms, cheap drinks, and great food.
You can see the whole city in a day or two. And luckily you can also enjoy some other perks.
What Are Some Gay Things To Do Here?
Before we get into the clubs, Bratislava actually has a lot of history, castles and beautiful architecture for you to enjoy. You can also cross to Austria and be in Vienna in 40 minutes.
Now, to the fun part. Bratislava has a very nice gay nude beach very close to downtown called Zlate Piesky. You can grab an Uber or Bolt and be there in 15 minutes.
I will say I went with very low expectations and this place was probably one of the best gay beaches I have ever been to.
For starters, everyone is naked (unlike other nude beaches where half the people are wearing something) and 9/10 gays was HUNG and sexy. The beach also has a very chill and friendly vibe and, if you are new or a visitor, everyone has eyes on you. Being a small city, everyone knows everyone so when new meat shows up, guys want you.
Luckily, this place has the biggest cruising area I have ever seen. There are so many trails and bushes you explore, I didn’t even see it all for the few hours I explored. You can find a dick in every trail, and if you see someone you like, the gay Slovaks love it if you come up to them, say you want to hook up and take them to the trails.
I spotted a few hotties when I arrived, and the friend I was with signaled me to just make a move. Let’s just say, it took no more than 5 minutes to be behind a tree sucking all these men one by one.
I would definitely go back if I am ever in Bratislava and just make it a day trip to the beach to enjoy the sun naked and suck and fuck every single sexy men on that beach.
What Are Some Cool Bars I Should Visit?
Another fun fact is that Bratislava has a huge rave and party scene. There is always something going on and a lot of the events are free or low cost.
If you stay in the downtown core, try to not fall for the tourist traps and expensive restaurants. If you feel like walking 10 minutes towards the city castle, here is where you will find better spots.
Up a little hill on the way to the castle, there is a small side street called Beblaveho and it is full of small bars full of locals drinking on the streets. I suggest going during happy hour which runs till 8pm. The best place I tried here was called “Drink in gallery Andy.” Excellent vibes, cute vibes and one of the best Gin and Tonic you’ll ever have.
Now, if you want to discover gay venues, you can head north from this area and find the gay bar Apollon. It is a newer bar and it doesn’t get very busy but it has a lot of potential for a good party and night out. It doesn’t have a dark room so it is just a typical gay bar for drinks and dancing with other gays. Go after midnight so it is busy.
Now, if your vibe is more chill. In the downtown core, you will find Ruido Bar. This is a very cute cocktail bar by gays for the gays. Compared to local bars, this place is a bit pricier but the atmosphere is quite nice and it allows you to meet some locals in a more relaxed environment.
What About Gay Fetish Events?
Bratislava hosts a huge Fetish and Gear (F.A.G) event every year around July. I was told it gathers every kinky gay from eastern Europe.
A full weekend full of sex dance parties, with men in gear. Someone described it as a smaller Darklands and more local. So, that should give you a good idea of what to expect.
I sadly missed this event by a few weeks but I have added it to my list of must visit kink events.
Besides F.A.G, there are other fetish parties that take place every few months so there are always options if you want to pack your gear and visit Bratislava.
What About The Bathhouse?
Bratislava has a very small sauna (very close to Ruido bar) called Club Expert. Compared to other bathhouses, this one is cheap and extremely clean according to the locals I chatted with.
Sadly, I was unable to attend as while I was in Bratsilava, Europa was hit with a heatwave and the sauna decided to close for safety reasons.
Regardless, I heard rather than going to the club, a lot of locals preferred to come here on a weekend to hook up.
So, Should I Visit Bratislava?
If your vibe is more touristy but with a sexy side and a desire for hung men, then 100% you should.Bratislava offers you cruising, cheap drinks, and a variety of party options to enjoy your stay here.
This city is definitely in my radar for a return (also to try the sauna).
Until our next adventure, lube that hole and get a dick in you.
Phil XO
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