Cyber Monday might typically be about online sales, but we’re taking today to celebrate something else cyber: selfies! Technology has totally changed the way we interact sexually. In just seconds you can get hot pics from an equally hot guy who is down to fuck. Unfortunately, not everyone is talented in the realm of photo-taking, so it’s pretty common to get some sub-par dick pics. Luckily, we’ve put together the dos and don’ts for taking nudes, so you get a perfect shot that will make a hot guy shoot his load.
DO: Use a Mirror to Your Advantage
Sometimes it’s hard to get that perfect ass pic doing a reach around with your phone. Go to the bathroom and use a mirror! It will turn out much better and you’ll get to show off the rest of your sexy body too.
DON’T: Include Emojis or Text Unless You’re on Snapchat
If you’re sending nudes on Snapchat then it is totally acceptable to have a line of text or emojis incorporated into your nude. If you’re sending nudes over Squirt.org or even over text message, these little add-ons make it clear that this picture was taken for someone else. It’s fine to send nudes around if you choose but try to make it look like each picture was taken specifically for the recipient – it makes it way hotter.
DO: Incorporate Toys
If you’re feeling adventurous, throw some sex toys into your next sexy shoot. Show off your dildo or slide your dick into a sleeve. Using these objects lets your sexting partner imagine themselves in place of whatever toy you’re using.
DON’T: Incorporate Random Objects
It’s great if you have a huge cock. Good for you! But rest assured it’s obvious that it’s big, regardless of whether it is beside something else or not. Incorporating objects is just distracting. Why is there a quarter resting on your dick? Some guys are thirsty – is that why there’s a can of pop next to your cock?
DO: Switch up the angle
Not every dick pic needs to be a POV shot! It can be super hot to get a shot from below, or as we like to call it – a cocksucker’s-eye-view. A side angle can also show off any curve you might have – plus it can be more visually interesting than your standard nude. Show off your thick dick from every angle!
DON’T: Get Too Up-Close and Personal
Be weary of certain angles that make your dick look awkward. Getting too close to your dick distorts the perspective, and taking head on shots makes it hard see how big your dick is. Use your discretion to find that perfect distance.
DO: Include A Full Body Shot
Nudes aren’t just about your cock and ass. A guy definitely wants to see the rest of you because that’s the person he’ll (hopefully) be fucking. Make sure you throw in some shirtless pictures or even a full body nude. You’re an entire sexy human being, not just a cock and a hole!
DON’T: Send Nudes Unannounced
It may seem tempting to send nudes as a sexy surprise, but have some consideration for the person on the other end. If they’re on the bus or out with friends, they may not appreciate your cock popping up on their screen for others to see. Shoot them a heads up (NSFW picture ahead!) or better yet – ask them if you can send it to them!
What do you think makes a hot nude?
all are fantastic
A HOT photo is one without the camera/phone actually showing or even worse obscuring the photo!
Though not the point of the post, gotta say, some cutties an hotties.
some very nice hot shots like the dribble shots love to lick it off.
good pointers – its too bad when a decent looking guy has a not so decent pic – other things that can help, don’t show too much background, no one wants to see your messy room or party left-overs (read: slob), do go to the gym if you’re into that, pics will flatten contours, a light gym session will puff up your pipes, do use good lighting – in front and behind, natural light is always best, do suck in your gut and stand straight (not too robot-like or it looks fake) photos add pounds, they say 10 and it always shows in the worst places – cheers