Squirt.org member phil9325, our certified travelling slut, is a regular goer of Pride and Fetish events throughout the world – as his previous journal during Folsom in September and his recent adventures in Berlin and Lab.Oratory; this time, our travelling slut made his way to Bogotá, Colombia, for a weekend full of clubs, orgies, and loads and loads of fun.
Hola, hola, mis amores! Welcome back to another adventure of your favourite travelling slut! This time, I decided to take you south and visit the fantastic city of Bogotá in Colombia.
Bogotá is a massive city with tons of activities and very hung men. It is also where the biggest club in South America is located, the Theatron, so this is the place to party, let loose and destroy your hole.
Grab a snack, work on those Spanish skills, and let’s get into my adventures in the city that inspired El Dorado.
When should I visit Bogotá?
If you are coming from North America, Bogotá is just a few hours away from most major cities, making it a super accessible getaway. Given its proximity to the Equator and elevation, someone like yourself can visit Bogotá anytime, and you will have decent weather. It depends on when you feel like taking some days off to see the capital of Colombia.
Bogotá is a city full of life, activities, great food, and amazing cock. After all, almost 8 million people live here, so the possibilities are endless. Colombia is also among the most advanced Latin American countries regarding LGBTQ+ rights.
Where should I stay when going to Bogotá for a gay getaway?
There is a variety of options for staying in Colombia. If your vibe is more touristy and in the old town, I recommend staying in “La Candelaria.” This neighborhood is full of amazing architecture, shops, and restaurants. However, it can be a bit dangerous for tourists at times.
Your other and best option is “El Chapinero.” This neighbourhood is not so touristy but relatively residential and clubby; after all, all the gay clubs and sex clubs are in this area, making it the unofficial “gay village” of Bogotá.
Try to locate yourself close to the bars so you can stumble at night. However, if you decide to stay further away, you will be fine, as taking a carshare or taxi is relatively inexpensive here.
Also, always check the lighting for nudes in the hotel. The one I stayed at had magnificent windows for it.
What things can I do during the day in Bogotá?
Once you have checked in and are ready to take the city, you should start your journey through La Candelaria. Here, it would be best if you explored the old town, try Juan Valdez coffee, and explore Monseratte Mountain to get the best city views.
I recommend going to the mountain after lunch as it would give you a better chance to avoid fog and clouds. Be aware of the altitude as you will be 3,000 meters high (and Bogotá is already 2,600 meters in altitude).
Once you finish here, you should explore El Chapinero and El Chico areas to discover nice restaurants, shops, and a more residential style of Bogotá. Andres Carne de Res is a must-do for food here (and locals will tell you the same). Be sure to have enough time as there is usually a long line to get in, but 1000% worth it.
What are the nightclubs like in Bogotá?
Before we jump into my sexy adventures at sex parties and clubs, I also had the chance to explore the gay party scene and let me tell you, Bogotá knows how to party.
A great way to start your night here is to check Attic & Keller. As the name suggests, this place has two different areas, each with a different vibe. I started my night out in the “Attic” section, where you get a very open-air restaurant with delicious food and cocktails; this is a place to see and be seen!
Make sure to make a reservation or arrive early to secure a table, as this place is BUSY! A lot of gay locals will tell you to come here to start your pre-drink or to get in the mood to go out.
Once you have eaten and enjoyed some drinks, you should head to their basement area for the “Keller” bar. This place will give you the vibe of an abandoned school bathroom, with very low lights, low ceilings, and graffiti everywhere. It will feel like you are in a Saw movie but in a good way. The music here is very ravey, and the drinks are stronger. Grab a corner and hang out while you get in the mood to continue your night.
From here, most locals who want to dance or see drag will go to Chiquita in Chapinero. This bar is quite eccentric yet entertaining and dancy. The music here is more Top 40 (Spanish and English bops), plus there is a drag show at random times throughout the night.
What about Bogotá, Colombia’s biggest club, Theatron?
Now, if there is something the gay scene in Colombia is famous for, it is their massive club (and the biggest in South America), the Theatron. One of the reasons for my visit was to experience this enormous club. This place has four floors with over 13 dance floors and 10 bars with an option for every taste.
What shocked me was that people go here to party and go out. Compared to a gay bar in North America, where you will expect to see shirtless gays, a darkroom and people making out everywhere, this place is an actual event and party where people dress up, hang with their friends, and have a good time. Make sure to bring a good party outfit. There is no dark room, but some gay cruising can occur in the bathrooms.
If you plan on visiting this place, the best time to go is Saturday, the only day every dance floor is open. Make sure to come early as the line can be quite long here, and you will need a lot of time to experience every dance floor this place offers.
I recommend you check out the main room (in the picture), the basement for circuit music and go-go dancers, and the rooftop for the strip club. The top floor will get you hard, and I meant it. The strippers are fully erect and will dance around your face with their cocks if you tip them money. However, no sexual activities are happening here, and most strippers are straight.
Try not to get overwhelmed with how much is happening. Also, if you want to avoid the line, there is another way to get into this place. Behind the club, a restaurant connects under a tunnel, so if you want to have dinner and drinks before going out, you can skip the line and take the tunnel from the restaurant.
Now, what about sex parties and sex clubs?
Now we can get to my sexy adventures in Bogotá. I was pretty excited to visit this city, given all of their gay saunas and sex party options.
As I said earlier, most gay venues are located in the Chapinero, so make sure you get a place around here so you can truly enjoy all of the cocks and sexy events around.
The first thing I decided to try was the Dark Club. On Fridays, Dark Club hosts a sex party from 7:00 PM until 4:30 AM. If you arrive within the first hour, the cover is 2×1 so it would help you save some money. Make a friend on Squirt.org and head to the venue (which I did).
It is also good to go with someone who knows where this place is as there are no signs, just a doorbell to a building. If you don’t know what building to look for, you’ll find yourself out of luck. Also, it is good to go with a local as the neighborhood where Dark Club is located can be dangerous.
Once you get inside, you will get a locker to coat-check as much as you want. I would suggest you either get fully naked or wear a jockstrap; if not, you will be the odd one out. The club offers you plenty of play space, including gay sex slings, fuck benches and cages.
To my surprise, this place included an open bar from 7:30-8:30 and 9:30-10:30. Be sure to be there for this, as drinks can add up by the night’s end.
After enjoying some free drinks, I headed to the back area and joined the group that was taking place by the sling. Being the “fresh meat” of the event, I was lucky to receive all the attention.
I think I have never had so many guys playing with me at the same time. For context, one guy was sucking me while another one was rimming me, then two more dudes were each playing with my nipples, and two others were making out with me.
After playing with all these men, I decided to get into my natural pose and find a fuck bench to take some loads and let me tell you, I succeeded by leaving with a few dripping down my leg.
Are there any other gay bathhouses to check out in Bogotá?
From Dark Club, you can check out a few saunas. Depending on when in the month you visit, another great option is Cabinas de la 63 or Cómplices Spa.
For the former option, although this is a bathhouse, once a month, they host a “mega orgy” where you will have a few porn stars hosting the event and just a lot of sex. I was not lucky to be there while this took place, but most locals recommended it as one of the best sex parties in the area.
Another bathhouse you can check out is Strodinn. Located close to Dark Club, this place is also a hostel, so you can stay and play. I checked this place during the day as sometimes they have discounts in the afternoon for different events. Although it was not as sexual as I was expecting (possibly given the time of day I went), I still managed to play with some sexy bears in the hot tub and the sauna. Nothing is better than being watched by others while you stroke in the bathhouse gym.
The last place to check out is Kinky Club, across the street from Theatron. Open most days of the week, this sex club offers you a similar vibe as Dark Club. However, most locals will tell you to check it out on Sundays during the day for their “Groseros Party.”
I attended this event as my hangover cure from Theatron, and let me tell you that I got my hole wrecked. This massive orgy has the correct name. You can expect lots of hung studs ready to unload from the weekend. Pick a fuck bench, and just let those daddies use your hole. I left with so many loads in my ass that I had nothing left in me for the rest of this trip.
So, should I visit Bogotá?
The answer is absolutely YES! If you like hung men, Bogotá is the city for you. There are endless options for hooking up, cruising, and attending orgies. You also have so many places to dance and party with other gays.
This vibrant city has something for everyone, and you will plan to come back a few times after you experience it for the first time.
For now, I will continue planning another sexcape for you all.
Keep taking loads and enjoying all of the cocks around the world.
Until the next load,
Phil XO
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