A Retro Blackberry with hilarious features (I kinda want one).
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Funniest thing is that this actually looks a lot more useful than the 300 other varieties of “smart” phones out there.
Personally, I’ll most likely never buy one. I have no need to become one of those mindless zombies running around texting, talking, e-mailing, surfing the internet…..and I definitely don’t want to be running around carrying a giant “phone” with a smudged up screen, since they all seem to be 100% touch screen only.
Give me a simple phone that takes calls, and maybe does very basic texting. That’s all I need. Sad that my generation seems to be getting lazier and lazier that they need 4,000 things at their finger tips.
Sorry, no clue why I went on that rant…but this is funny. Haha.
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