Squirt.org member phil9325, our certified travelling slut, is constantly visiting new gay and kinky events around the world. So far this year, he has taken us to Paris and the Darklands in Belgium. Now, he has made his way to one of the kinkiest and biggest party cities in Europe, Berlin!
Guten Tag, my fellow slutty travellers, and welcome back to another exciting and horny entry of the travelling slut adventures! This time, I bring you an exciting, kinky and fantastic time in one of the gayest and kinkiest cities I have ever visited, Berlin.
Practice your German, listen to some techno, get some pastries, and let’s get ready to discover this wonderful and horny city.
Where should I stay when visiting Berlin?
As always, the first thing I tell you in these letters is to find a place to stay.
Berlin offers a variety of trendy and gay neighbourhoods. Each one offers you something special, with great restaurants, access to transit and lots of horny gay men.
That said, I opted to stay in the OG “gayberhood,” Schöneberg. Here, you will find endless gay bars, stores and sex clubs for your enjoyment, so you can’t go wrong with this area.
Most gay locals will tell you that here is where more hunky gay daddies, bears and older gays live, but being such a tourist area, the pool of candidates is endless. Also, this area is gorgeous with that old European flair that you can’t miss.
Why I Opted for The Axel Hotel Chain when staying in Schöneberg, Berlin
I opted for a “hetero-friendly” hotel chain, the Axel Hotel. If you have never heard of them before (although we’ve written about their other locations before), the Axel Hotel does cater to horny gays, despite the signs everywhere that say heteros are welcome to stay here.
However, don’t get it twisted: if you need a sign that says “the straights” are welcome, then by definition, everything in the hotel is for gay men.
As such, the rooms are pretty sexy, giving you a gay bathhouse feel (or a gay sauna vibe, as they tend to say in Europe). Plus, the actual sex is endless everywhere you go. Just my shower made me want to film some porn and have some crazy sex. Axel got the clue that red light and red fixtures make everything sexier; I mean, the red glass facing the bed made it such a hot experience I couldn’t help but stroke my cock.
Also, your signage for your door is not the same as that of other hotels. You can have a classic “do not disturb” sign, but also, if you want to be a slutty cumdump for the day, you can choose the other sign, “please disturb,” so people can just go into your room and use your eager hole.
After checking in, I decided to check the top floor, including the gym, sauna and hot tub. This area is the place to be if you want the best time. To start, you can be fully naked here, so expect to see a lot of amazing cocks. Second, you can fuck anywhere you want!!
As I got out of my clothes, I went straight into the sauna, and someone began sucking my cock. We played briefly, and then a gorgeous, hung British man approached us. We signalled to each other that we needed to play, so we went into the hot tub, which was outdoors and surrounded by buildings.
It didn’t take more than five minutes for this man to ask me to bend over to eat my ass. I then sucked his huge cock while the apartments next to us may have been watching. As you know from my previous posts, You know I’m a bit of an exhibitionist; if I can be naked, fucked and fisted while people watch, I’m in literal pig heaven.
As some people at the gym began to watch us play, we got back in the water, and I sat on his cock until he bred me hard.
And with the seal of his hot jizz filling my hole, the union was complete, and this hot and hung hunk became my sex companion for the time we stayed at the hotel, so we ended up being the ones who corrupted everyone into getting kinky! There’s always the troublesome twosome, creating hot gay threesomes and orgies, and that was us during my Berlin visit.
One night, we left the “Please Disturb” sign on the door, and we ended up having a few threesomes throughout the night. It was so hot!
Another day, I woke up and decided to treat myself to some proper self-care and jerk myself off. While doing it, the housekeeper knocked and came in to clean, and I asked if they could return later. To this extent, they just continued cleaning and said, you can continue what you are doing, and they just watched me cum and continued with their day.
So, if you ever stay in this hotel (there are a few around Europe), don’t hold back and be your sluttiest self. What the Germans lack (stereotypically) in humour, they make up for by being kinky devils, and I was right there with them, (literally) milking this experience for what it’s worth.
What are the gay bars and sex clubs like in Berlin?
Since I spent most of my time in Schöneberg, ensuring my ass cheeks wouldn’t meet again until the flight home, I will focus on my stories and places to visit in this area. But trust me, there is way more than you can imagine.
After my British friend from the hot tub bred me a few times, we decided to explore the area and began by going to a gay cruising bar called Woof. The best part is that it was pretty close to the hotel, and as you can probably imagine by the name, the place was very leather and daddy and bears (aka my type of bar).
Although small, it is a good spot for cheap beer and to start your night. Here, we met another gay male who was also visiting the city.
Remember when I said earlier that my British lad and I were causing some trouble? Well, it did not take long for the three of us to head to the darkroom area in Woof and have both these hot blokes use my hole and breed me. After the first man came inside me, the other took the load out of my ass and fed it to me, then proceeded to make out with me. The forecast didn’t call for snow, but when you get some snowballing action, you’ve got to be gamed and ready, mouth open to catch whatever hot stuff comes your way.
With a few loads in me and praying for a few more by night’s end, we moved on to the next place, a famous Berlin gay cocktail bar, Hafen! This bar is a staple for a gay bar so you must check it out. Although you may not get into much action, it is the place to visit to see who is around for the night. On the same street, you will find a few more bars to visit and to continue your sexy adventures.
Next door to Hafen, you can get naked and get back into mischief and anonymous gay fuckery at The Jaxx. This bar does have a cover charge to get in, but it includes a coat check at that price, which is worth it. If you’re like me at a local gay cruising bar, you’ll want to strip as much as you can off so you can be naked and free.
At Jaxx, you can pretty play pretty much anywhere. However, it depends on which night of the week you go as sometimes it is not busy. On a weekend, it is a guaranteed good time. Here, I just got some drinks and got to suck some cocks since it was slower mid-week, so we moved on to the next place.
The Jaxx and Woof are Berlin Gay Bar Staples. Here’s Where to End Your Night
To end your night, I recommend a more kinky take on bars (and they are next to each other, just a block away from the Jaxx).
You can start by checking New Action, a leather/gear bar that guarantees you’ll be having the best sexy time with some leather daddies.
As a note, you must be let into the club to get in, and sometimes, if you are not dressed appropriately, such as in leather gear, they won’t let you in.
Once inside, be ready to strip into your gear and cruise around for the sexiest leather daddies. Be sure to respond with “ yes, sir” when they tell you to suck their cocks.
Next door, you will find another sex and gay cruising bar called Bull. This bar is open 24/7 so you can get your freak on at any hour of the day. Once you get in, you can pay for the cover, strip, and get into action. Unlike New Action, you won’t need specific gear to get in; just be a horny guy looking to please all of the daddies there.
Are you allowed to smoke indoors in gay bars in Berlin?
One thing I must tell you before you make your way to any of these bars is that, in Berlin, smoking indoors is allowed for most bars. So, if cigarette smell or rooms covered in smoke are not your thing, make sure to avoid the bars that allow smoking inside, like Bull. If this does not bother you and you’ve got your pack of Parliaments ready, enjoy the European moment and rejoice in a moment Don Draper would approve it if he also happened to be a German muscle daddy into leather.
What about gay bars outside the gayborhood?
If you want to venture to other areas of Berlin, the possibilities are endless. If you want something more chill but a staple in Berlin, you must check Roses in the neighbourhood of Neukölln.
Although it is a more run-down area than other spots in town I saw, you can find some of the most trendy pubs and bars. This place is famous not just for its eccentric aesthetic with furry pink walls but also because of its bartender.
If you do a quick Google search, you will see that the reviews and stars are not the best, but that is just because of the bartender. She can be the meanest person ever or rude to you, but that makes this place so famous, so make sure to go here for a quick drink before you start your night.
Photos and videos are not allowed here, so you will have to imagine how this place looks. Did I mention furry pink walls??! Book your flight now.
What are some other kink and fetish bars in Berlin to check out?
Now, if you want to get into more kinky stuff, there are two other places that you need to check out.
First, it is the famous fetish club Böse Buben. Although far from any touristy area, the trip to this place is worth it. They have different theme nights, so be sure you check what the theme is as that is what people show up exclusively to do.
I attended their famous gay fisting party on Sunday afternoon. Once you arrive, you can expect professional fisters and fistees to be there for an afternoon of punching. It will leave your hole extremely satisfied.
Other themes include BDSM, foot fetish nights, and spanking. I cannot recommend this place enough, especially if you are into a specific kink and you want to play with other experts.
Your other option, also a bit far from downtown, is Club Culture Houze. Similar to Böse Buben, this bar has a different theme every night from Bisexual Night, Daddy/Boy Night or Fist Fest. Be sure to check what the theme is so you don’t feel out of place. This bar does not stay open too late so you can always start your night here and then head over to a different kink bar or sauna to keep the night going.
What about if I just want to go to a bathhouse?
Berlin may have one of the best saunas I have ever been to, like ever: BOILER. Although not in the main gay area, it is just a few train stops away. Unlike other bathhouses I have visited, this place is a guaranteed good, sexy time at any hour of the day. Since Berlin is such a kink, touristy destination, this sauna is always full of hot guys, big dicks and huge loads.
Once you arrive, be sure to do a whole tour of the place, as it can be a bit confusing inside. Then, I recommend you pick one area (in my case, the sauna, as the hottest and most hung guys were there) and just be ready to accept as many loads as you can.
I would suggest you either start your evening here and then head clubbing or end your night when your hole is still thirsty for more.
Remember to Stay Protected
As always, I will remind you to get tested before you go on any slutty trip (and once you get back) to keep others safe and not to be a superspreader. And no, the pull-out method is not your solution for a trip like this; be sure to talk to your doctor about PreP and Doxy Pep so that you can make the most out of your slutty adventures.
Should I visit Berlin on my next trip?
Out of all the gay cities I have written about so far, Berlin would be a 1000% yes for all you kinky gays out here.
Whether you want to experience different cruising and fetish bars or meet other kinky gays (local and tourists), Berlin is the best mix of culture, sex, and cum. Be sure to check every club you want to visit so you can line up their events with your stay, and that way you can return home with a satisfied hole and empty balls.
When in Berlin, you must visit the infamous Berghain Club. Lab.Oratory is also worth visiting, but since this is an experience of its own, I will write about it in my next entry, so stay tuned for that…
Until then and reporting from sex clubs around the world,
Phil XO
X/Twitter: @philcuchampxxx1
