We’ve been crunching the numbers to figure out the best gay cruising spots in the USA. People need to know.
One of the important insights to emerge from our research is a definitive ranking of the gay gloryholes that Squirt.org members can’t get enough of.
If you’re a gloryhole kind of guy, get the map out and start planning your next road trip, because we’ve got the most popular gloryholes to suck and fuck across the good ol’ US-of-A!
Why focus on the best gloryholes?
Obviously, we’re big fans of cruising in all of its variations, but gloryholes have a special place in our hearts.
There’s something comfortingly old-school about a gloryhole – this tradition connects us with all the generations that have come before us.
Generally, cruising relies on eye contact and body language. Still, a gloryhole is all about the mystery of what might be on the other side of that wall – and the only way to proceed is to run a finger around the hole and see what happens.
A good gloryhole is one where there’s a regular stream of guys needing to get off, but discreet enough that you’re not going to get disturbed by the authorities. A good gloryhole is worth sharing, so we’ve deep-dived into the data to share our insights with the world.
How we calculated our results?
When a user clicks on a cruising listing, we can see the total amount of pageviews (not the users themselves; your privacy matters!) who went to a particular listing.
Based on the page counts and then filtering by cruising spots known to have some hot anonymous glory hole action, we compiled the most popular gloryholes in the USA! Simple, but effective math to let you know which spots have the hottest gay fucking action happening near you.
Let’s count down the Top 10!
10. Pleasures in West Colfax, Denver, Colorado
This classic adult bookstore offers more than just mags and vids. Pleasures provide a blowjob rail, porn theatres, and dedicated glory hole booths. Weekend afternoons are when Pleasures is at its busiest.
9. Southern Nights Video, Atlanta, Georgia
Southern Nights is a video store with 17 separate viewing booths. The good news is that several viewing booths also feature glory holes. Genius.
There’s also a darkroom, which is always worth exploring.
Chute is a 24-hour gym and sex-on-premises venue. It’s aimed at the bear and leather community. The reason that Squirt members love it so much? It’s got a glory hole maze.
7. Flex Phoenix, Phoenix, Arizona
A classic bathhouse always gets our attention, and Flex Phoenix delivers everything you could want from a gay sauna. Do they have glory holes? Obviously! In fact, gloryholes line the dark maze and multi-tiered orgy room.
6. Club Columbus, Columbus, Ohio
Club Columbus is a relatively modern bathhouse – known for being popular with gay college students. You’re going to want to check out the glory hole room.
A bathhouse renowned for its pool and sauna area, there are also glory hole booths that deliver on the fantasy.
4. Video Temptations, Naugatuck, Connecticut
An old-school adult video arcade, Temptations has 12 viewing booths, some featuring gloryholes. This arcade is popular with our members because it’s been recently renovated – there’s also a theatre room with sofas.
3. Lovecraft, Laurel, Maryland
An adult bookstore with a back area for cruising. There are four gloryholes to have some fun with. It gets busy during the day with businessmen needing a break from the office; then things heat up again at night.
2. Adult Emporium, Huntsville, Alabama
Cumming in second in the glory hole rankings is Adult Emporium in Alabama. Despite the legal issues facing LGBTQ people within Alabama, this is a venue that ticks a lot of boxes. It’s a modern building with plenty of parking out back, and there are 20 video booths available. Four of the booths are ‘buddy booths,’ so there’s a bit of extra space to have fun, and there are also three gloryholes in the far back corner.
1. The Diplomat Club, Grand Rapids, Michigan
These folks are dear friends of Squirt.org, but the users spoke up in Michigan, and Diplomat is also a favorite cruising spot among the locals, based on the listing’s popularity. They have recently added a glory hole room upstairs with an L-shaped wall for multiple people to play. There is also a new upper level where you can stay for the night!
Did your favourite make the Top 10? Any surprises or gloryholes in your city that should’ve made the list? Get involved in the comments below and share your glory hole experiences!
# 3, Video Temptations in Naugatuck CT never disappoints!
Young guys, butch guys, hot dads, bears-all need to get sucked. Some are shy, but some will strip in the video couch room wanking until a throat swallows them down. Someone for everyone. You won’t go unsatisfied or hungry.
Club Saint Louis has three different glory hole areas:
1) Six booths, each with multiple glory holes in the dark room / maze area
2) Seven standing service glory holes across from the booths
3) One glory hole in the outside play area near the swimming pool